One of a kind wedding entrance

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One of a kind wedding entrance

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Ranger rgrokelley,
Now that's a happy day and the way to start a marriage. Jenny
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That's the biggest story of the day on most news channels.
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That was pretty funny. Soul Train................no

But anytime fat white people dance is sure to be comedy :lol:
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:wonder what the reception was like! 8)
My first thought too! Nothing like pulling up to the house party after the reception and seeing a couple of bride's maids on all fours yaking in the front yard :)
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That was very cool. Gotta appreciate the bride's willingness to depart from the traditional wedding intro..
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Jesus wept.
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Looked like they had a lot of fun. With TV making a series following spoiled bitches called "Bridezillas", here's a couple who seem to have their priorities straught!
Wonder if they're still married? :mrgreen:
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And the followup.... a divorce, using the same moves

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Thats some good shit right there. Jesus didnt weep, he applauded. I know damned well GRITS (Great Ranger In The Sky) did. It supposed to be a happy thing. Probably get bad enough soon enough. Might as well enjoy it. Things cost enough.

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