'Wedgie' makes car burglar come up short

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'Wedgie' makes car burglar come up short

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It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car.

Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, says she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her. Morris eventually grabbed the man's boxer shorts and pulled.

Salt Lake City police say she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive.

The man was booked into the Salt Lake County jail on suspicion of vehicle burglary, possession of stolen property and outstanding warrants.

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She was on Fox and Friends this morning.
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Re: 'Wedgie' makes car burglar come up short

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That's what we call, "closest weapon, closest target".

Bet he won't have 6 inches of boxers hanging out of his pants the next time he goes to steal a car...
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