Cleanup on aisle 25

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K.Ingraham
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Cleanup on aisle 25

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart. The husband
picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife. "They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans," he replies.
"Put them back, we can't afford them," demands the wife, and so they
carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband. "It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.
Her husband retorts, "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the
price."
On the PA system: "Cleanup on aisle 25; we have a husband down."
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Rico
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Re: Cleanup on aisle 25

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Awesome!
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K.Ingraham
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Re: Cleanup on aisle 25

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"Those pants don't make you look fat, your ass does"

More fatal last words...
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2d Bn(Ranger)75 Inf 1975-'77
RS 9-76
Former mentor to RANGER XCrunner.

"I am well aware that by no means equal repute attends the narrator and the doer of deedsSallust ‘The Catiline Conspiracy’
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rakkasan_187
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Re: Cleanup on aisle 25

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Or telling a hot exgirlfriend your only with her for the bragging rights of fucking her.
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