A few drinks clear the vision!

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A few drinks clear the vision!

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Re: A few drinks clear the vision!

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I know I'm guilty of having that sort of vision. You have to love adult beverages :D
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Bwahahahah! :lol:
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It's that tequila that does it. Something in the cactus or the worm...don't know for sure.
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Fuck that noise! The picture, and the thoughts that go with it, are giving me a really bad headache. If I was on an airplane, I'd be looking for a barf bag...
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FORD..... POST!!!!!


That was great!!!!!
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Yep, she looked GOOOOD last night, thank God I only caught a glimpse of her this morning!
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EarthPig wrote:It's that tequila that does it. Something in the cactus or the worm...don't know for sure.
:lol:
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK I think I hit that. Lower your standards raise you average I say. Plus if you are drunk and its been a month or so since you knocked one out and she is rubing on your meat in the bar you don't have a choice it is just nature after that
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Baseplate wrote:FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK I think I hit that. Lower your standards raise you average I say. Plus if you are drunk and its been a month or so since you knocked one out and she is rubing on your meat in the bar you don't have a choice it is just nature after that


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