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HOOTERS of Columbus GA

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Anyone driven by there lately? Their sign is in need of maintenance.

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The HOOTERS sign in Shenandoah, Texas is just fine; and so are the wings and beer!
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I'm probably the only guy here who hasn't eaten at a Hooters. I walked in the one on the seawall down in Galveston last year. The hostess was such a little snot, I told her," You're not half as fine as you think you are," and walked out. I haven't had the desire to try another one. There are plenty of beautiful women out there who don't have the "Miss Universe complex." :lol: Besides, why eat a damned chicken wing when I can eat a porterhouse?

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The Hooters in Columbus is one of the worst I have ever been to, but this does not concern me tonight as I will be eating at one in Houston

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My youngest son is a cook at a Hooters near Orlando. He says there's a lot of drama among the girls, but they are all really nice to the cooks. Nobody wants their orders messed up!
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Earthpig: Never been to the HOOTERS in Galveston. I've been to the HOOTERS in Waco, only because all the Religious Right people were protesting it's opening and I just happened to be in Waco.

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EarthPig wrote:I'm probably the only guy here who hasn't eaten at a Hooters. I walked in the one on the seawall down in Galveston last year. The hostess was such a little snot, I told her," You're not half as fine as you think you are," and walked out. I haven't had the desire to try another one. There are plenty of beautiful women out there who don't have the "Miss Universe complex." :lol: Besides, why eat a damned chicken wing when I can eat a porterhouse?

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You aren't missing anything Bob. The fried pickles are good, but other than that, beer tastes the same everywhere. I used to go there just b/c they showed all the UFC events w/o a cover charge....now everyone else (with better food) seems to be doing the same so there is no need to go there. Besides, I can't stand ditzy to just plain stupid women, and that seems to be about 95% of the women hired at the Hooters I've ever been to. It makes eating crappy food, that much worse.
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Went to Hooters in South Bend, IN this week. (Notre Dame hometown. Ahhh, Catholic girls...)

Good thing the 6 doesn't mind me looking around...
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42L5V wrote:Good thing the 6 doesn't mind me looking around...
Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu; watch out for those little low calorie snacks, they'll get you in trouble every time...
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Whatever. I thought it was funny. Fuck you guys and your hijacking ways of bitching about Hooters.
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Disinfertention wrote:Whatever. I thought it was funny. fuck you guys and your hijacking ways of bitching about Hooters.

It was funny....doesn't change the fact that Hooers sucks though! :lol:
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Disinfertention wrote:Whatever. I thought it was funny. fuck you guys and your hijacking ways of bitching about Hooters.
Now that was funny :D
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They serve food at Hooters?
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Re: HOOTERS of Columbus GA

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DixieRat wrote:They serve food at Hooters?
:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

If you want to call it that.
Their wings are disgusting. I lived 5 miles from the Original Hooters. The girls there were ALWAYS Hot and ALWAYS nice....but the wings still sucked.

Winghouse and BW3's are much better.

Hooers...that's funny right there!!!!
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That's right. You better comment on the original joke. Otherwise I'm going to type in caps and use lots of upset emoticons.
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