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When the wife fails to listen

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Let's see, how many in this group would pull something like this?

http://s117.photobucket.com/albums/o71/ ... listen.flv :lol: :lol:
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:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that shit is FUNNY!
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Excellent..
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Scuba Wino wrote::shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that shit is FUNNY!
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If he wasn't gettin any before it really will be a long time....
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Black 6 wrote:
Scuba Wino wrote::shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now that shit is FUNNY!
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

91W wrote:If he wasn't gettin any before it really will be a long time....
She was fugly anyways. Why was she looking so fucking retarded messing around with that pistol?
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I guess no blow job tonight? :lol:
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DixieRat wrote:I guess no blow job tonight? :lol:
Nor for many, many nights.
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Post by Jenny Lynn »

RangerRon,
Oh my my heart is still beating through my chest, just like that what's the difference between these two pictures thread Ranger Silverback had posted. I was laughing at video until the bangs went off.

I think I going to go have a swig of Lismore malt to calm my nerves.
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Funny........


But playing with firearms is never a good idea.
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Post by centermass »

RANGER513 wrote:Funny........


But playing with firearms is never a good idea.
No, it isn't.

But it was fucking funny as hell. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I do admire the boy though the whole thing would have been funnier if she would have capped his fat ass.
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:I do admire the boy though the whole thing would have been funnier if she would have capped his fat ass.
:shock: Mine would have laid down a base of fire.
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rgrpuck wrote:
Rock Island Ranger wrote:I do admire the boy though the whole thing would have been funnier if she would have capped his fat ass.
:shock: Mine would have laid down a base of fire.
:lol: :lol: Ya know....I believe that....Yes, I do. 8)
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