Drinking with a redneck girl!

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Drinking with a redneck girl!

Post by undergoodcanopy »

A new spin on an old joke
(I think): A Mexican, an Iraqi, and a Redneck Girl are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Mexico our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with the same one twice.

The Iraqi, obviously impressed by this, drinks his beer, throws into the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, 'In Iraq we have so much sand to make glasses that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.

The Redneck Girl, cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer, downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips out her .45, and shoots the Mexican and the Iraqi. Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling for a refill, she says, 'In America we have so many illegal aliens that we don't have to drink with the same ones twice.
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SUA SPONTE - "We few, we happy few, we BAND OF BROTHERS;
for he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother!"
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Post by SouthernBlonde »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I think I went to high school with that girl! :shock:
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Post by DixieRat »

SouthernBlonde wrote::lol: :lol: :lol:

I think I went to high school with that girl! :shock:
I married her. For real.
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