Outbound LAX

Rangerguru · Post by **Rangerguru** » April 7th, 2008, 11:23 am

Damn Bro, why do you have to be hatin on the heavies?

Black 6 · Post by **Black 6** » April 7th, 2008, 12:02 pm

I feel that I must weigh in hereâ€¦

I myself protrude into the seats on both sides (when I am in the middle) and get hit with the fucking carts when in the isle seat. This is the plight of the man that has the 54inch chest. My ass barely fits in those damn seats, literally. Sure I am over weight, but that just extends to the front like a shelter half for my pecker, not to the sides. I think those seats were designed to cause discomfort and discontent for at least half the passengers that sit in them. But as a country, we are getting bigger, and some are leading the way in our evolution to becoming aquatic mammals.

You should have fluffed one of her tits up and used it as a pillowâ€¦.. that is if she was at least clean (which by the description you gave, I am guessing she couldnâ€™t reach her own ass to wipe).

dirty1 · Post by **dirty1** » April 7th, 2008, 12:40 pm

Holy fuckin shit. That is THE STANDARD.

roadtheshortbus · Post by **roadtheshortbus** » April 7th, 2008, 12:50 pm

You should have fluffed one of her tits up and used it as a pillowâ€¦.. that is if she was at least clean (which by the description you gave, I am guessing she couldnâ€™t reach her own ass to wipe).[/quote]

Thanks for burning this image in my brain

Paladin · Post by **Paladin** » April 7th, 2008, 7:49 pm

Damn, thats some funny shit right there!

Black 6 · Post by **Black 6** » April 7th, 2008, 9:10 pm

roadtheshortbus wrote:Thanks for burning this image in my brain

Ya, like that is going to keep you up at night.... you probably rubbed one out to the mental picture already.

roadtheshortbus · Post by **roadtheshortbus** » April 7th, 2008, 9:16 pm

Black 6 wrote:
roadtheshortbus wrote:Thanks for burning this image in my brain
Ya, like that is going to keep you up at night.... you probably rubbed one out to the mental picture already.

Am I that easy to read ? Yeah, a few beers in a dark bar......

I'd HIT IT

Spartan · Post by **Spartan** » April 7th, 2008, 9:31 pm

roadtheshortbus wrote:Am I that easy to read ? Yeah, a few beers in a dark bar......

I'd HIT IT

Damn RTSB - Are you still like 6'0" and 160 lbs? I'd hate to think of you knocking out a heavy piece because you'd get sucked right into it.... but then, I'm not one for talking about it since I've got no body fat to speak of now either... I fit very comfortably into an airline seat with plenty of room to spare...

Black 6 · Post by **Black 6** » April 7th, 2008, 9:40 pm

Spartan wrote:... I fit very comfortably into an airline seat * with plenty of room to spare...

*Insert short joke here

roadtheshortbus · Post by **roadtheshortbus** » April 7th, 2008, 10:11 pm

Spartan wrote:
roadtheshortbus wrote:Am I that easy to read ? Yeah, a few beers in a dark bar......

I'd HIT IT
Damn RTSB - Are you still like 6'0" and 160 lbs? I'd hate to think of you knocking out a heavy piece because you'd get sucked right into it.... but then, I'm not one for talking about it since I've got no body fat to speak of now either... I fit very comfortably into an airline seat with plenty of room to spare...

Naw..6'0" and 233 lbs down from 253 lbs workin towards 205 lbs.

I can throw a 250 lb+ woman around...but 300 lbs+ I have to be on top

A fat chick in a flowered moo-moo gets me HOT

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » April 8th, 2008, 7:09 am

It started as a semi humorous thread which did promote a few chuckles but damn.. I was ROFLMAO by the end.

Oh and BACK OFF THE SPARTAN!