Should a child watch child birth

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Should a child watch child birth

Post by Speedracer »

Good question. Here's your answer.

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl, to hold a flashlight high over her mommy, so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just witnessed.


Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place....smack his ass again!" :shock:



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Some of you youngsters won't remember Art Linkletter's show, "Kids Say the Darnedest Things", but this would have belonged there. :lol:
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