One of Life's Lessons

Maggot275 · Post by **Maggot275** » February 18th, 2008, 4:49 pm

First year veterinarian students at Texas A&M were to receive their first anatomy lesson with a real dead cow.

The professor started the class by telling them "In veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
First is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal's body."

For an example, the professor stuck his finger in the anus of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing." he told his students.

Some of the students freaked out and hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now pay attention!"

Life is tough, it's even tougher when you're stupid.

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » February 18th, 2008, 7:56 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Well played. Well played.

Ranger Ron · Post by **Ranger Ron** » February 19th, 2008, 7:06 am

AHHH! Attention to detail!