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What is Your Type of Girl?

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The Your Type of Girl Test

There are many different types of girls. Sweet, Sexy, Brooding, Vibrant... this test will let you answer many questions and rank several pictures, and tell you who's the type that you find really hot.

http://www.okcupid.com/tests/3828635434 ... pe-of-Girl
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Your Score: The Girl Next Door
64% Sexy-Cute, 63% Dark-Light, 44% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish. This sounds like a blah category, right? Oh, my, no. The Girl Next Door has been the subject of more dirty fantasies than you could possibly count. She's so sweet, and innocent, and infinitely corruptible. Every morning you glance out your window hoping she'll have forgotten to draw the blinds. You may feel bad about it, but you know you'll be doing it again tomorrow.
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24% Sexy-Cute, 36% Dark-Light, 46% Artsy-Stylish

Sexy, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's just the Hot Friend. You know you've got one of these. Great face, great uh... assets. This is the type of girl who is fawned on by guys constantly, never realizes it, and finally marries some jackass who's just like you... but damn it, it's not you!
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Your Score: The Hot Friend
41% Sexy-Cute, 55% Dark-Light, 46% Artsy-Stylish

Sexy, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's just the Hot Friend. You know you've got one of these. Great face, great uh... assets. This is the type of girl who is fawned on by guys constantly, never realizes it, and finally marries some jackass who's just like you... but damn it, it's not you!
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47% Sexy-Cute, 27% Dark-Light, 24% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, Dark, and Artsy, it's the Suicide Girl. A cousin of the Goth Girl, she's a little more on the cute side than the sexy side. Her interesting hair and impish smile make a certain kind of person wonder how her unique outfits would look lying crumpled beside the bed. By the way, if you don't get this category name, you don't know your Palahniuk... or your internet porn.
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28% Sexy-Cute, 38% Dark-Light, 42% Artsy-Stylish

Sexy, neither Dark nor Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's just the Hot Friend. You know you've got one of these. Great face, great uh... assets. This is the type of girl who is fawned on by guys constantly, never realizes it, and finally marries some jackass who's just like you... but damn it, it's not you!
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Post by StrykeFirst »

my type is any that will let me and I wont have to hear about it come first formation monday morning





Your Score: The Favorite Friend
50% Sexy-Cute, 74% Dark-Light, 58% Artsy-Stylish

Cute, Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's that friend we've all had. The great girl. The one we've been friends with since the third grade. The one who laughs at our jokes and sends funny text messages. The one with whom we secretly, desperately want to crawl under the covers and spend the next eighteen hours naked.
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Your Score: The Favorite Friend

66% Sexy-Cute, 70% Dark-Light, 52% Artsy-Stylish
Cute, Light, and neither Artsy nor Stylish, she's that friend we've all had. The great girl. The one we've been friends with since the third grade. The one that swallows. The one who laughs at our jokes and sends funny text messages. The one with whom we crawled under the covers and spent eighteen hours naked.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Sexy-Cute
You scored higher than 99% on Dark-Light
You scored higher than 99% on Artsy-Stylish
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Post by StrykeFirst »

you know Ranger Chiron, we both got the "Favorite Friend", and I dont know about you but its always been my personal experience that in the "Friend Zone" was never good if you wanted to hook up.

Could possibly explain alot of things about my sex life...or lack there-of


also,
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Sexy-Cute
You scored higher than 99% on Dark-Light
You scored higher than 99% on Artsy-Stylish
I'm throwing a bull-shit flag on this one right here
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Post by Chiron »

StrykeFirst wrote:you know Ranger Chiron, we both got the "Favorite Friend", and I dont know about you but its always been my personal experience that in the "Friend Zone" was never good if you wanted to hook up.

Could possibly explain alot of things about my sex life...or lack there-of


also,
My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 99% on Sexy-Cute
You scored higher than 99% on Dark-Light
You scored higher than 99% on Artsy-Stylish
I'm throwing a bull-shit flag on this one right here
That was cut and pasted. No changes. What you missed was in the paragraph above that. :wink:
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