POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER

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Chiron
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POSSIBLY THE VERY BEST CHICKEN JOKE EVER

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A chicken and an egg are lying in bed.

The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a
satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says,
"Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question."
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Post by roadtheshortbus »

:? :? :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Julieanne »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cute.
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Post by 289sotherhalf »

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Irish_Army01 »

LMAO!!! 8)
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Post by Black 6 »

I thought this was going to be about holmchicken...... oh wait... maybe it was. :twisted:
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Post by EvilCouch »

I got a better one:
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Tabless Bitch (Bco 3/75): May 99 - May 01
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Post by Jim »

Draco771 wrote:I don't get it... :(

What an understatement!
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