Design flaws...a Harley vs. a woman

SouthernBlonde · Post by **SouthernBlonde** » June 29th, 2007, 10:10 am

Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven.

At the pearly St. Peter, tells Davidson, "Well, you've been such a good guy and your motorcycles have changed the world. As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want to in Heaven."

Davidson thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang out with God, Himself." The befeathered fellow takes Arthur to the Throne Room and introduces him to God.

Arthur then asks God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of Woman?"

God says, "Ah, yes, one of my finest inventions."

"Really?" Asks Davidson, "'because you have some major design flaws in that particular invention: One, there's too much front-end protrusion. Two, it chatters at high speeds. Three, the rear end wobbles too much. Four, the intake is placed too close to the exhaust."

"Hmmm..." replies God, "hold on." God goes to the Celestial Supercomputer, types in a few keystrokes, and waits for the result. The computer prints out a slip of paper and God reads it.

"It appears that My invention is flawed," God tells Arthur Davidson, "however, according to My computer, more people are riding my invention than yours."

RANGER513 · Post by **RANGER513** » June 30th, 2007, 5:13 am

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » June 30th, 2007, 8:08 am

EvilCouch · Post by **EvilCouch** » July 2nd, 2007, 12:25 am

Hahahaha! Ah. That's good shit.

keepsmilin · Post by **keepsmilin** » July 2nd, 2007, 7:35 pm

"take note"
the intake is placed too close to the exhaust." !!!!
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Good reason to stay away from the exhaust!!!

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 3rd, 2007, 10:06 pm

It seems like the proximity of the intake to the exhaust would be convenient for those women that like to take it up the exhaust....

roadtheshortbus · Post by **roadtheshortbus** » July 3rd, 2007, 10:39 pm

289sotherhalf wrote:

It seems like the proximity of the intake to the exhaust would be convenient for those women that like to take it up the exhaust....

And for those men that don't want to do a hole lot of moving around

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » July 3rd, 2007, 11:00 pm

roadtheshortbus wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:

It seems like the proximity of the intake to the exhaust would be convenient for those women that like to take it up the exhaust....
And for those men that don't want to do a hole lot of moving around

True, Ranger roadtheshortbus,

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Design flaws...a Harley vs. a woman

Design flaws...a Harley vs. a woman

good point..