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Chiron
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The U.S.Marine.

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A U.S. Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came
upon an Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious.

On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine in a similar
but less serious state. The Marine was conscious and alert and as
first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked the injured
Marine what had happened.

The Marine reported, "I was heavily armed and moving north along the
highway here, and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent. We saw
each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. "I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein is a miserable, lowlife scumbag,
and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a good-for-nothing, fat, left
wing liberal drunk."

"So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian! He retaliated by yelling, Oh yeah? Well, so
does Hillary Clinton!"

"And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when
a truck hit us."
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Post by Cliv03 »

That's fucking great!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Ranger Ron »

I'd shake his hand!!!! :lol:
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Post by Darksaga »

I always get a chuckle from that joke.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

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Post by roadtheshortbus »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
RLTW

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Post by RTO »

Darksaga wrote:I always get a chuckle from that joke.
'bout the only good Marine joke there is, isn't it? :lol:

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Post by Darksaga »

:shock:

Yep. Not much funny about knuckle dragging jarheads....

:wink:

:lol:
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)

"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
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* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams

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