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Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over an oppossum.


Knowing that mother oppossums often carry babies in their pouch, they decide to check out this poor animal. Sure enough there was a baby, so they decide to rescue it.



They take it into the car and continue down the road. The little oppossum is scared and squirming around like crazy so the wife asks her husband what she should do?


He thinks for a minute and says, " Well it's used to being in it's mother's pouch. Maybe if you unbutton your jeans, and put it in "there" it will calm down."


She exclaims, " I'm not going to do that! That thing is smelly and nasty!"



The husband replies," Well, why don't you just hold it's little nose!"

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Nothin like the smell of piss, vinager and rotten fish. :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Cliv03 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Nothin like the smell of piss, vinager and rotten fish. :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
But it tastes like chicken. :)
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DixieRat wrote:
Cliv03 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Nothin like the smell of piss, vinager and rotten fish. :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
But it tastes like chicken. :)
:shock: What the fuck kinda chickens do YOU eat?
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I think DixieRat meant "chicks," I know that's what I meant. Or maybe chicken would go good with the loaf of bread she's baking in her gash...either way I'm getting hungry.
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Abell9 wrote:
DixieRat wrote:
Cliv03 wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: Nothin like the smell of piss, vinager and rotten fish. :P :lol: :lol: :lol:
But it tastes like chicken. :)
:shock: What the fuck kinda chickens do YOU eat?
Long legged ones. You can always put chocolate on'em if it's just real nasty. But I don't like to ruin the taste myself. :D
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The husband replies," Well, why don't you just hold it's little nose!"
This guy either has brass balls, is getting some on the side or is getting ready to divorce her :lol:

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