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When your oven comes with an InfraRed option to upload/download software, you know you are fuckin lazy and too damn rich....

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Is it normal to be so bloody exausted after 2 weeks from the date my wife retired?
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MrsDocMac

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Why is it that people you don't know from Joe feel the urge to tell you their whole life story in line at Walmart?

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MrsDocMac wrote:Why is it that people you don't know from Joe feel the urge to tell you their whole life story in line at Walmart?
Because they think you will tell them yours and theirs is boring!
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I was buying a book at Books-A-Million and the old lady behind me insisted I used her BAM membership card so I could get 10% off on my purchase. I wanted to punch her in the face.
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Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see me without an erection - fix a sammich.
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MrsDocMac wrote:Why is it that people you don't know from Joe feel the urge to tell you their whole life story in line at Walmart?
I am standing in a Walmart line hoping that somebody I don't know tells me my life story. Still waiting............. Hey look! Bic lighters are on sale! 8)
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After living in Kansas for the last 3 months of the worst training in my life. I have come to the conclution that Dorthy (see Wizard of Oz) was a fucking Idiot for klicking her heels togeather.......what did she have to deal with in OZ a few Midgets and a witch ?......I deal with that shit at home every day.
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That this is disgusting
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Ranger Luna wrote:That this is disgusting
Maybe....but you secretly wish it was you that did it, don't cha? :lol:
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fixed. :roll: :x :x :x
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Actual conversation at the mental hospital I work in.
Nurse: Sir do you know why you are in here?
Crazy Guy: Sure do
Nurse: Why?
Crazy guy: They were trying to kill me.
Nurse: Who was?
Crazy Guy: Isreal, because I am Jesus
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hang it, FIRE!!!!

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Post by Darksaga »

:?

If Nancy Pelosi wants to clean up congress then why isn't she wearing a french maid outfit?

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uh...nevermind. I just got a time delayed visual.

Stupid medications! :evil:
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Post by BIG MARE »

When did all the hot girls I remember fantasizing about from high school get fat and ugly, while the ugly ones I used to tease and make fun of get hot.... and why do they call me to ask for a ride from the WIC office.
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