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Been a long week.
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Tater Nuts wrote:
Baseplate wrote:Actual conversation at the mental hospital I work in.
Nurse: Sir do you know why you are in here?
Crazy Guy: Sure do
Nurse: Why?
Crazy guy: They were trying to kill me.
Nurse: Who was?
Crazy Guy: Isreal, because I am Jesus
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Here is my no shit addition to the above.
A fellow officer some years ago pulled over to check out a guy walking in the median of I-40 wearing a robe and dragging a cross.

Officer : "Hey bud, where do you think your going"
Guy: "Jerusalem, dumbass"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Tater Nuts wrote:
Baseplate wrote:Actual conversation at the mental hospital I work in.
Nurse: Sir do you know why you are in here?
Crazy Guy: Sure do
Nurse: Why?
Crazy guy: They were trying to kill me.
Nurse: Who was?
Crazy Guy: Isreal, because I am Jesus
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Here is my no shit addition to the above.
A fellow officer some years ago pulled over to check out a guy walking in the median of I-40 wearing a robe and dragging a cross.

Officer : "Hey bud, where do you think your going"
Guy: "Jerusalem, dumbass"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Julieanne »

I want to get a job as an assassin- it looks like fun.
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Divorce sucks a fat baby's dick!
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Either I'm getting old, or TV is becoming incomprehensible. Either way, I just can't watch this shit anymore.

(Oh, and I am 1/10 of the way to NLC with this post) :D


Edited to fix my drunk typing.
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lusus wrote:Either I'm getting old, or TV is becoming incomprehensible. Either way, I just can't watch this shit anymore.

(Oh, and I am 1/10 of the way to NLF with this post) :D
It's NLC :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Some vanilla bean ice cream and pickles would be good right about now.
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289sotherhalf wrote:Some vanilla bean ice cream and pickles would be good right about now.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Does the 289 clan have something to announce??? :lol: :lol:
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289sotherhalf wrote:Some vanilla bean ice cream and pickles would be good right about now.
:shock: :shock: :shock:
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OHHHHHHHH ....... shit.......
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rgrpuck wrote:Are zebras white with black stripes ....or black with white stripes ?
Black with white stripes.

It was on Animal Planet.
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Parabellum wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:Are zebras white with black stripes ....or black with white stripes ?
Black with white stripes.

It was on Animal Planet.



It figures that you whatch animale planet.
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Julieanne wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Some vanilla bean ice cream and pickles would be good right about now.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

Does the 289 clan have something to announce??? :lol: :lol:
That would be a Negative, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: , just odd eating habits, :wink: .
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