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Zonk 1/75 wrote:my son's girlfriend smells good.....................
That's not a random thought Ranger Zonk 1/75, that's just wrong, depending on how old your son's girlfriend is anyway...... :lol:
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lusus wrote:mom's gonna fix it all soon, mom's gonna put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.
Now that's a random ass thought Ranger Lusus....
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MrsDocMac wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:my son's girlfriend smells good.....................
That's not a random thought Ranger Zonk 1/75, that's just wrong, depending on how old your son's girlfriend is anyway...... :lol:
I'm 37 - my son is 17. (and we've been accused of being brothers) He's dating an 18 year old that would look acceptable on my arm. Trust me - it's not wrong - just a random thought. I agree, Zonk.

Now, if he's smelling anything other than perfume.... that's wrong :D :D :D :D :D
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42L5V wrote:
MrsDocMac wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:my son's girlfriend smells good.....................
That's not a random thought Ranger Zonk 1/75, that's just wrong, depending on how old your son's girlfriend is anyway...... :lol:
I'm 37 - my son is 17. (and we've been accused of being brothers) He's dating an 18 year old that would look acceptable on my arm. Trust me - it's not wrong - just a random thought. I agree, Zonk.

Now, if he's smelling anything other than perfume.... that's wrong :D :D :D :D :D
I din't think aobut perfume.... I guess we know where my mind is this evening...... :oops:
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MrsDocMac wrote:
42L5V wrote:
MrsDocMac wrote: That's not a random thought Ranger Zonk 1/75, that's just wrong, depending on how old your son's girlfriend is anyway...... :lol:
I'm 37 - my son is 17. (and we've been accused of being brothers) He's dating an 18 year old that would look acceptable on my arm. Trust me - it's not wrong - just a random thought. I agree, Zonk.

Now, if he's smelling anything other than perfume.... that's wrong :D :D :D :D :D
I din't think aobut perfume.... I guess we know where my mind is this evening...... :oops:
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42L5V wrote:
MrsDocMac wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:my son's girlfriend smells good.....................
That's not a random thought Ranger Zonk 1/75, that's just wrong, depending on how old your son's girlfriend is anyway...... :lol:
I'm 37 - my son is 17. (and we've been accused of being brothers) He's dating an 18 year old that would look acceptable on my arm. Trust me - it's not wrong - just a random thought. I agree, Zonk.

Now, if he's smelling anything other than perfume.... that's wrong :D :D :D :D :D
Depends... Maybe she farted and well Zonk may like that...
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

lusus wrote:mom's gonna fix it all soon, mom's gonna put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:I wasn’t talking about her perfume, but that’s nice too! :twisted:
See! I knew it, ya dirty old Ranger! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Can soap really be dirty?
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Post by RTO »

If you were data travelling over a phone line, I think you'd see a lot of interesting sights along the way. Actually, you wouldn't, because you'd have that rubber insulation all around you. And you'd be moving way too fast to see anything. And you wouldn't have eyes.
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RTO wrote:If you were data travelling over a phone line, I think you'd see a lot of interesting sights along the way. Actually, you wouldn't, because you'd have that rubber insulation all around you. And you'd be moving way too fast to see anything. And you wouldn't have eyes.
I dunno, I heared that cams sees intresting stuff wit a cam sign on . . .
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When your girlfriend is 5'1" and your 6'2" she always gets off...
If your not confused then your not paying attention.

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Post by Dumb@$$ »

if a average women has a average size baby...dont it hurt like hell...and i heard midget babies are the same size as regular babies when they r 1st born...
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