Random thought of the moment.

Slowpoke · Post by **Slowpoke** » January 3rd, 2011, 7:13 pm

"A habit depraved and unsavory
Held the bishop of Bingham in slavery
Midst screeches and howls
He deflowered young owls
Which he kept in an underground aviary."

C-MAC · Post by **C-MAC** » January 4th, 2011, 9:58 am

Can you say "get your ass off of Facebook"? Or does that imply your ass is a face? :?

Baseplate · Post by **Baseplate** » January 6th, 2011, 1:26 pm

Sometimes I just feel like being an asshole. It can't be helped.

C-MAC · Post by **C-MAC** » January 7th, 2011, 6:34 pm

Sometime when I think back to that day- the chaos, the situational analysis, the decisions, the smell of mortality- I just have another drink.

I guess you can't change the past, but it sure changes you......

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » January 7th, 2011, 7:57 pm

Richard Cranium wrote:Apparently, "fire crotch" is a derogatory term. Who would've thunk it?

I thought it meant a red head...

RangerX · Post by **RangerX** » January 8th, 2011, 9:18 am

KW Driver wrote:
Richard Cranium wrote:Apparently, "fire crotch" is a derogatory term. Who would've thunk it?
I thought it meant a red head...

It does. But using the term generally ensures limited access to said fire crotch. Tequila not withstanding of course.....

RANGER513 · Post by **RANGER513** » January 8th, 2011, 7:30 pm

Zonk 1/75 wrote:In an attempt to keep my head out of my ass I now find that my thumb is stuck......

Better than a mag-light flashlight, I guess.

KW Driver · Post by **KW Driver** » January 8th, 2011, 7:31 pm

Huh, who'da thunk it? The one I played with back in college didn't mind at all.

C-MAC · Post by **C-MAC** » January 9th, 2011, 3:57 pm

OK, so I have to admit the Gerber Baby avatar freaks me out a little bit. Not sure why, but I want to scream stop looking at me.

GBSD I guess...

RANGER513 · Post by **RANGER513** » January 9th, 2011, 7:13 pm

January 10th:

The offical date that if you have NOT taken down all of your outdoor Christmas decorations, you are either

A: Lazy

B: Trying to find new ways to piss off your neighbor

or

C: Find reasoning that since you are gonna just put them back up in 11 months, they can just stay there.

rgrokelley · Post by **rgrokelley** » January 10th, 2011, 9:28 am

Fuck the douchebag lying bullshit artist parasite vultures that are the media

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