I suspected this for many years. I wasn't brave enough to put my thoughts on paper.RANGER513 wrote:Don't believe in Santa, flying reindeer, or snowmen that talk and walk around ? Well thats all fine and dandy, but let me tell ya about one Christmas critter ya better believe in.......The Christmas Gnomes !!
Why, might ya ask ?
I'll tell ya why. These sneaky little bastards are alive and well, I tell ya. And for 11 months out of the year when ya think all Christmas critters are taking some R & R.....BEWARE ! Not these cotton-picking little sawed-off ass-clowns ! Ya know what Christmas Gnomes do ? I'll tell ya.....these sneaky little critters sneak around ALL year long and seek out and find Christmas lights ! No matter where ya put them, no matter how many ya have, these determined little butt-munch Gnomes will find your lights. And no matter how well or how carefully you put away your Christmas lights last year, these sick little bastards spend 11 months secretly screwing up your lights into a green ball of mixed up wires that make silly string look organized !!!
Rant over.
Merry Christmas everyone !
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Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
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I just got rid of the damn lights... easier than trying to eradicate those fucking gnomes. then I had kids... indoor and outdoor lights, little glass bombs hanging right at tail or paw level... good times.
I'm not so much of a curmudgeon that I don't appreciate the sentiments of a holiday, but I hate dealing with the trappings of nearly all of them.
I'm not so much of a curmudgeon that I don't appreciate the sentiments of a holiday, but I hate dealing with the trappings of nearly all of them.
A Co & HHC 3/75 '93-'98.
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
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I have been made a Kentucky Colonel, now if I can get the wife to call me Colonel things will be great around these parts
HHC 1/75 mtrs Apr 2000- dec 2003
hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
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hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:care to share the chicken recipe?Baseplate wrote:I have been made a Kentucky Colonel, now if I can get the wife to call me Colonel things will be great around these parts
They don't give it to the cherrys. That only happens after they are sure you aaren't going to quit
HHC 1/75 mtrs Apr 2000- dec 2003
hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
1st Ranger Bn...We may not go down in history but we will go down on your sister
hang it, FIRE!!!!
"I feel sorry for anyone who is not an alcoholic---How would you like to wake up every moring & know that is the best you will feel all day?" W.C. Fields
1st Ranger Bn...We may not go down in history but we will go down on your sister
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No shit. I was made one of those back in the early 1990s.Baseplate wrote:I have been made a Kentucky Colonel, now if I can get the wife to call me Colonel things will be great around these parts
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5th Special Forces Group 1989-1995
3rd Special Forces Group 1997-1999
RS - DHG 5-85
2/325, 82nd Airborne 1979-1984
F Company, 51st LRSU 1986-1988
5th Special Forces Group 1989-1995
3rd Special Forces Group 1997-1999
RS - DHG 5-85
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So you two can do auctions now ?
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NAVSEA, 2014 to Present
Psalm 144:1 A Psalm of David. Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:
HSC USAITC June 86-April 88
NAVSEA, 2014 to Present
Psalm 144:1 A Psalm of David. Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:
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Wait. KY? Chickens?
<RangerX backs away slowly>
<RangerX backs away slowly>
C Co 3/75 88-90 (Just Cause)
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
Random thought of the moment.
As if you don't have 10 links for that.RangerX wrote:Wait. KY? Chickens?
<RangerX backs away slowly>
A Co & HHC 3/75 '93-'98.
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
RS 10-94.
200 meters of green shit next to a river in the desert does not qualify as a "Crescent of Fertility" -me
"The meek shall inherit the earth, one meter wide and two meters long" -Lazarus Long
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Only 7 actually, not counting the "plushy chicken" sites.KW Driver wrote:As if you don't have 10 links for that.RangerX wrote:Wait. KY? Chickens?
<RangerX backs away slowly>
C Co 3/75 88-90 (Just Cause)
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
124 MI(LRSD) 90-91 (Desert Storm)
Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.
ΜΩΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
"I come in peace. I didn't bring artillery. But I'm pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I'll kill you all." Gen. James Mattis
Panem Et Circenses
My safe space
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Those damned chiggers are finally dead.
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
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RIP 10-08 & RS 10-09
<2> Ranger Mom
RIP 10-08 & RS 10-09
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Boudicca wrote:Those damned chiggers are finally dead.
Nevermind. I read it too fast.
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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I never imagined anyone actually giving someone a fruitcake for Christmas... but there it sits... staring at me, laughing... daring me to take just one bite... all along just waiting to give me ptomaine because it's been regifted 16 times in 16 years (dogs don't live that long!) What the hell did I do to them to deserve this??!!!
To be loved is to be fortunate, but to be hated is to achieve distinction.
<2> Ranger Mom
RIP 10-08 & RS 10-09
<2> Ranger Mom
RIP 10-08 & RS 10-09