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If you suck your own dick are you lucky or just another dicksucker
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We should dress all the GITMO detainees in pink! :!:
It would be much prettier and oh so damn satisfying! :twisted:
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Genophobia is the fear of sexual intercourse. :shock: :shock: Good Lawd, I didn't know there was such a thing!
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Why do women rub their eyes in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.
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Everyone poops.

Everyone pees.

Everyone dies.
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I like New Balance sneakers. They are my favorite.
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Post by Julieanne »

I like my boobs; they're real big.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Julieanne wrote:I like my boobs; they're real big.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Julieanne wrote:I like my boobs; they're real big.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I like.... uh - nevermind. I'm not going there, uh-huh no way. :D :D :D
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Are you all fucking retarded, or just retarded?????
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BadMuther wrote:Are you all fucking retarded, or just retarded?????
If they all were from North Carolina then they would just be brain dead.
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My supervisor hates republicans, wants to impeach Bush (according to her bumper sticker), doesn't liek the military, doesn't like me... I think I see a pattern developing.
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Darksaga wrote:
BadMuther wrote:Are you all fucking retarded, or just retarded?????
If they all were from North Carolina then they would just be brain dead.
I'm from California shitstain.

I guess we could all suck each other's cocks in between smoking joints and drinking latte's-but then we'd be from Colorado......
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Julieanne wrote:I like my boobs; they're real big.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good thing the rest of us don't have big boobs, we'd stay home all day and play with them!
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Post by Invictus »

RangerRon wrote:
Julieanne wrote:I like my boobs; they're real big.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Good thing the rest of us don't have big boobs, we'd stay home all day and play with them!
Funny you should mention that Ron. My wife and I were just discussing this very thing last night. If I was female, I'd get fired for sexually harassing myself inside a week...least I'd have a smile on my face :)
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