Random thought of the moment.

Jim · Post by **Jim** » October 13th, 2006, 8:50 am

Why am I reading this drivel? Oh, yeah, it's Friday the 13th.

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » October 13th, 2006, 11:15 am

I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » October 13th, 2006, 11:27 am

I like pussy.

Looon · Post by **Looon** » October 13th, 2006, 11:31 am

Bravo57 wrote:I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue

Try sniffing paint!!!

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » October 13th, 2006, 1:34 pm

RTO wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Oompa Loompas are freaky.
What makes you say that?

That is some nasty shit right there.

It's difficult enough to get her to watch Willy Wonka with the kids when it comes on, now she'll never watch it.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » October 13th, 2006, 6:07 pm

If stupidity were painfull we would have far fewer ultra-lib's!

RTO · Post by **RTO** » October 13th, 2006, 7:13 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote:
RTO wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Oompa Loompas are freaky.
What makes you say that?
That is some nasty shit right there.

It's difficult enough to get her to watch Willy Wonka with the kids when it comes on, now she'll never watch it.

Wa..... she started it! :D

289sotherhalf · Post by **289sotherhalf** » October 13th, 2006, 7:38 pm

AbnRgr289 wrote:
RTO wrote:
289sotherhalf wrote:Oompa Loompas are freaky.
What makes you say that?
That is some nasty shit right there.

It's difficult enough to get her to watch Willy Wonka with the kids when it comes on, now she'll never watch it.

I'm not missin' nothing, wasn't planning on dinner and Willy Wonka anytime soon.

Funky little orange guys with green hair......what the heck is up with that?

Now instead of giving me the willies I can picture them giving someone else "the Willy". Somehow, that's a little easier on the retinas.

Bravo57 · Post by **Bravo57** » October 15th, 2006, 12:24 pm

Why do they call them apartments when the're all stuck together? :?

RANGER513 · Post by **RANGER513** » October 15th, 2006, 12:44 pm

How is it that we drive on parkways and park in driveways ?

:?

LLUbetterhalf · Post by **LLUbetterhalf** » October 16th, 2006, 3:27 am

What do K-Mart & Mike Foley have in common? They both have young boy's clothes half off!

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » October 16th, 2006, 8:16 am

Why is the electric chord on my toaster some damn short ?

AbnRgr289 · Post by **AbnRgr289** » October 16th, 2006, 8:24 am

Flesh Thorn wrote:Why is the electric chord on my toaster some damn short ?

chord 1 (kÃ´rd, krd)

NOUN:

1)Music A combination of three or more pitches sounded simultaneously.
2)Harmony, as of color.

VERB:
chordÂ·ed , chordÂ·ing , chords
VERB:
intr.

1)To be in accord; agree.
2)Music To play chords on an instrument.

VERB:
tr.

1)Music To play chords on.
2)To harmonize.

Your toaster plays music?

Flesh Thorn · Post by **Flesh Thorn** » October 16th, 2006, 9:45 am

AbnRgr289 wrote: Your toaster plays music?

It may, but that damn cord is so fucking short.