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BEER!

:D :D
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PhishPhreakKiller wrote:BEER!

:D :D
Thats not random. Sex is not random. Sex while drinking is not random. NOT thinking about sex and beer IS random.
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AbnRgr289 wrote:
Darksaga wrote:Random thought of the moment.
My balls itch! :shock: :oops:
I'll scratch 'em for ya. :D
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Midgets, Beer and Girls on Trampolines... I miss the Man Show. :cry:
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289sotherhalf wrote:
AbnRgr289 wrote:
Darksaga wrote:Random thought of the moment.
My balls itch! :shock: :oops:
I'll scratch 'em for ya. :D
:D :D :D 8)
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Why do cats like to have their jaw scratched?
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42L5V wrote:Why do cats like to have their jaw scratched?
For the same reason I like to have my balls scratched! :D
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Speaking if balls, why does my dog keep licking his balls, even though he was fixed years ago? :?
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Cheese and nachos were made for each other.
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23LRS wrote:Speaking if balls, why does my dog keep licking his balls, even though he was fixed years ago? :?
Because he can. Shit...if I could lick my balls Id never leave the house.
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Why isn't midget figure skating an Olympic event?
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The Hindenberg was painted with thermite...
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Darksaga wrote:Why isn't midget figure skating an Olympic event?
Because in ancient days migets were slaves. They could not compete.
Then the Romans came and fed them to the LIONS.
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Why is it every time it rains or snows I enjoy walking in it? And on that note why can’t people drive in it? Ever time it does that traffic comes to a stand still.
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