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rgrokelley wrote:
Lunch wrote:you're Facebook friends with lesbians? you rock. sort of.
I have some former lesbian students on my facebook. Not that great. Lots of drama. Lots of veiled threats of suicide or gothiness.

Like everything else, it ain't like in the movies.
Wait...they are former lesbians? Former students? Pxplzthx.
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In China, FOUR babies are born for every ONE baby born in the United States. :shock:
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RANGER513 wrote:In China, FOUR babies are born for every ONE baby born in the United States. :shock:
Yeah, but an hour later you are hungry again.....
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In our southeasten Ohio town "where Mayberry meets Deliverance" my wife was nervous about a doctors visit and not comfortable with the ready to cut her attitude..
This is the word she came up with

NUMBFUCKLES= With no referral..A doctor and staff with the soul purpose, on your first visit, to cut two strips of skin from your leg and foot.

I had to laugh...I think we will get a second opinion.....
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roadtheshortbus wrote:In our southeasten Ohio town "where Mayberry meets Deliverance" my wife was nervous about a doctors visit and not comfortable with the ready to cut her attitude..
This is the word she came up with

NUMBFUCKLES= With no referral..A doctor and staff with the soul purpose, on your first visit, to cut two strips of skin from your leg and foot.

I had to laugh...I think we will get a second opinion.....

I have a pocket knife you can borrow.
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What year did Jesus think it was?
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Nomad, you are a very disrespcetful person
and I don't give a fuck if or how you reply
to this post.
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merlyn wrote:Nomad, you are a very disrespcetful person
and I don't give a fuck if or how you reply
to this post.
What brought this on?
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Ranger Bill,
Please see my "Youre Annoying" thread.
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merlyn wrote:Ranger Bill,
Please see my "Youre Annoying" thread.
Goodbye.
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merlyn wrote:Please see my "Youre Annoying" thread.
Please go give yourself an injection of Vagisil.
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