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Jim wrote:
Lunch wrote:Watching the Super Bowl is like watching a porno:

It's a reminder of things you'll never get to do again, and nobody you're watching it with wants to hear about how good you used to be.
X2
I saw an old post card once that had two Hobo's walking with their small sacks tied to a stick (over their shoulders) while they were walking alongside the train tracks. One Hobo says to the other, "I glad people don't judge me today on who I used to be."
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If you drop soap, does it get dirty?
If you get floss stuck in your teeth, what do you get it out with?
How did stay off the grass signs get there?
When you see a sign that says thank you for not smoking, how does it know?
If pain is weakness leaving the body, why does it hurt every other time you do it?
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I am really on the list now.
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Flesh Thorn wrote:I am really on the list now.
As are we all. We do the things others talk about.
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According to this website, my timezone for the correct time here is Eastern Europe/ Central Africa???????
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jzachariahg wrote:According to this website, my timezone for the correct time here is Eastern Europe/ Central Africa???????
I just answered the PM you sent me, rather nicely I might add. I only used one curse word.

I hope you take my advice to heart young man or your stay will be short lived here.

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Steadfast wrote:
Jim wrote:
Lunch wrote:Watching the Super Bowl is like watching a porno:

It's a reminder of things you'll never get to do again, and nobody you're watching it with wants to hear about how good you used to be.
X2
I saw an old post card once that had two Hobo's walking with their small sacks tied to a stick (over their shoulders) while they were walking alongside the train tracks. One Hobo says to the other, "I glad people don't judge me today on who I used to be."
Have no comment :shock: , just smiling since I missed the humor around here having been away from it for a few weeks :lol: :lol: :lol:
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It doesn't matter who you vote for, the government always gets in....
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Just once I want to out a poser. They seem to avoid me like the plague. I mean I go to all the right places to see them. Gun shops, gun shows you know all the places to attract the douchiests of douches...the elusive POSER.

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rangertough wrote:Just once I want to out a poser.
I believe these were Cliv's exact words when he was calling out Puck here. Funniest thing that's ever happened on this site.

Doh!! :shock:

:lol: :lol:
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cams wrote:
rangertough wrote:Just once I want to out a poser.
I believe these were Cliv's exact words when he was calling out Puck here. Funniest thing that's ever happened on this site.

Doh!! :shock:

:lol: :lol:
Jeff, I agree! That was priceless!
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cams wrote:
rangertough wrote:Just once I want to out a poser.
I believe these were Cliv's exact words when he was calling out Puck here. Funniest thing that's ever happened on this site.

Doh!! :shock:

:lol: :lol:
Well I hope those shoes remain unfilled. :lol:

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Jim wrote:
cams wrote:
rangertough wrote:Just once I want to out a poser.
I believe these were Cliv's exact words when he was calling out Puck here. Funniest thing that's ever happened on this site.

Doh!! :shock:

:lol: :lol:
Jeff, I agree! That was priceless!
Absolutely an AR Hall of Fame moment. :lol:
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