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rangertough wrote:Two weeks later I'm still sick. Thank god for codine laced cough syrup.
You are welcome to convalesce at Lefty's Rest Home. I am sure we can find you some really good medicine, especially the stuff from Scotland & Ireland.
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Lefty wrote:
rangertough wrote:Two weeks later I'm still sick. Thank god for codine laced cough syrup.
You are welcome to convalesce at Lefty's Rest Home. I am sure we can find you some really good medicine, especially the stuff from Scotland & Ireland.
I'd take you up on it...but I like you too much. I would wish this on my worst enemy. Yes I said "would" I'm an asshole.
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ManchuV wrote:
rangertough wrote:Two weeks later I'm still sick. Thank god for codine laced cough syrup.
I don't know whats wrong with you, but when I get sick I drink honey and ginger tea. The tea does not come in a bag or leaves; it is a jelly. You can get it from an Asian or Korean Market. It's great on the lungs. It's better than Musinex. It fights off inflammation, which causes a lot of problems in the body. I sometimes use it the night before I do PT.

Here is some information on it:

http://www.livestrong.com/article/46524 ... -benefits/
Seeing the doc this afternoon. I'll pick some up OTW home. I'd dring whale piss if it would clear this crap outa my lungs.
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Two nuns are riding in a horse and carriage. One of the nuns starts looking around and then at the other nun; and says: "I've never come this way before" Second nun smiles and says: "It's the cobblestone streets, dear..."
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RangerX wrote:Two nuns are riding in a horse and carriage. One of the nuns starts looking around and then at the other nun; and says: "I've never come this way before" Second nun smiles and says: "It's the cobblestone streets, dear..."
I'm laughing...in a Holy kind of way... :lol:

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RangerX wrote:Two nuns are riding in a horse and carriage. One of the nuns starts looking around and then at the other nun; and says: "I've never come this way before" Second nun smiles and says: "It's the cobblestone streets, dear..."
Hey...wait a minute. Are you trying to say that women have orgasms!? 8)
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RangerX wrote:Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars.
He was The Force.
I just found out a week or so ago that Chuck Norris had a younger brother who was killed in Vietnam. He was grunt with the 101st.
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hobbit wrote:
RangerX wrote:Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars.
He was The Force.
I just found out a week or so ago that Chuck Norris had a younger brother who was killed in Vietnam. He was grunt with the 101st.
Link?
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Jim wrote:
hobbit wrote:
RangerX wrote:Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars.
He was The Force.
I just found out a week or so ago that Chuck Norris had a younger brother who was killed in Vietnam. He was a grunt with the 101st.
Link?
http://www.wnd.com/2007/05/41791/
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ManchuV wrote:I got a lot on my mind right now. One of my soldiers from 9th Regiment was on FB saying he hates his life. I thought that was strange so I messaged him to find out what was going on. He tells me that his wife died last year in his arms, and that yesterday CPS took his son because he has been doing meth. He started the meth after his wife death. He gave me his son's telephone number to text him, and tell him that his dad was not always like this. I tried to tell him to fight for his son, but he kept telling me that he was tired, and that he could not take it anymore. I asked him was he thinking about offing himself. He never replied. I want to contact someone there in IN, but I am not sure where he lives. He was not a Ranger or Special Ops, but he was a soldier of mine. What if this guy offed himself while we were PMing each other? Right now that is my random thought of the moment.
Sucks brother. You got his name, try google. There's an ass load of "people finder" websites.

Good luck brother.
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Hey America!

You're rights may have been "God Given" but they were paid for by us.

You may now go back to whatever unimportant bullshit you were doing before this.
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I'm trying to get lost, but I keep finding my way home. :?
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Boudicca wrote:I'm trying to get lost, but I keep finding my way home. :?
Go post an intro :lol:
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