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RMP-RLTW wrote:Kind of wish I would have paid more attention to what you wrote...I still couldn't turn it off!


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Am I so wrong as to expect people to observe Veterans Day on Veterans Day.
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Boudicca wrote:Am I so wrong as to expect people to observe Veterans Day on Veterans Day.
I expect they will. Or else!
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I saw someone carrying their dog up the stairs today. Reminded me of when My pooch was not able to get off its side to begin day.
My dog weighed about 90 lb. so picking poochie up was not in the cards. About 3 hours later poochie sat up and then stood up. I took him to Vet and put him down - sad day of remembrance indeed.
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Steadfast wrote:I saw someone carrying their dog up the stairs today. Reminded me of when My pooch was not able to get off its side to begin day.
My dog weighed about 90 lb. so picking poochie up was not in the cards. About 3 hours later poochie sat up and then stood up. I took him to Vet and put him down - sad day of remembrance indeed.
Prayers sent. When Hunter died (my LEO Bloodhound) it was rough on the whole family. So I understand.
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Watching (in my rear mirror) a reckless driver winding in and out out of traffic without signals, cutting off others but realized they had on a small sign on back window (as that driver passed me) that explained it all.

BABY ON BOARD

How thoughtful, reminding me to be careful.
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Steadfast wrote:Watching (in my rear mirror) a reckless driver winding in and out out of traffic without signals, cutting off others but realized they had on a small sign on back window (as that driver passed me) that explained it all.

BABY ON BOARD

How thoughtful, reminding me to be careful.
If you have ever spent more than 5 minutes in a car with a screaming crying kid you would understand that the sign wasn't to remind you to be safe so much as an apology for erratic driving. After 10 minutes or so something snaps and you figure you will either make it to your destination or you will die in a crash either way you won't have to hear that relentless crying anymore.
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I fucking hate snow. 5 more years baby. Wooosahhhh...
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Richard Cranium wrote:
cams wrote:I fucking hate snow. 5 more years baby. Wooosahhhh...

Don't bring that shit down here to Texas with ya......
Shiiiiet. Only thing I want cold when I get there is the beer and the water.
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cams wrote:
Richard Cranium wrote:
cams wrote:I fucking hate snow. 5 more years baby. Wooosahhhh...

Don't bring that shit down here to Texas with ya......
Shiiiiet. Only thing I want cold when I get there is the beer and the water.
And tea, and AC.

Who said you were invited back? We now have a land nav requirement. You gotta be able to find a tent in an open field.

Doesn't sound hard, does it?
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KW Driver wrote:
And tea, and AC.

Who said you were invited back? We now have a land nav requirement. You gotta be able to find a tent in an open field.

Doesn't sound hard, does it?
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