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My 17 year old daughter is jamming to Janis Joplin and Flogging Molly :shock: :D
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Flesh Thorn wrote:My 17 year old daughter is jamming to Janis Joplin and Flogging Molly :shock: :D
At the same time? Janis, or Big Brother and the Holding Company?
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I heard Janis wailing out Mercedes Benz and then later a Celtic tune coming from her bedroom. I had to ask her about the Celtic tune.
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I tried to buy tickets for flogging Molly from Iraq to take mine, but they sold out before I could stay online long enough to get em bought.
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I want to invent a time machine so I can travel back to the 80s and nail Kathleen Turner.
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RangerX wrote:I want to invent a time machine so I can travel back to the 80s and nail Kathleen Turner.
Me too. Then, not now.
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I don't know. Enough KO involved and I might make a run at it.

Hell, I did a lot worse in the 80s than her in her current condition.
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RangerX wrote:I don't know. Enough KO involved and I might make a run at it.

Hell, I did a lot worse in the 80s than her in her current condition.
A guy gets tense, you know, but, man, I hope I never get THAT tense....
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KW Driver wrote:
RangerX wrote:I want to invent a time machine so I can travel back to the 80s and nail Kathleen Turner.
Me too. Then, not now.
Aaaaand. I'll go back at least one day past you.
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Hearing about a cadet who lost half of his hearing. How? Someone threw a dummy claymore and detonated it right next to the cadet's head.
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WarEagle wrote:Hearing about a cadet who lost half of his hearing. How? Someone threw a dummy claymore and denoted it right next to the cadet's head.
WarEagle,
Please check the spelling of the above underlined word.
Also give us 50 pu for not paying attention to detail.
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A classic example of "Friend or Foe" 

A small bird was making his way south for the long winter, out of pure fate he flew into an ice storm, his wings froze up and he crashlanded in a pasture. 

He watched, frozen in fear and unable to move as a cow walked over and took a huge shit on him as he lay dying. 

Miracurously, the heat of the dung warmed him enough that he was able to start moving again, and began to hop away, flapping the ice and shit off his wings. 

Just then a cat saw him, ran over, cleaned the rest of the shit off of him, and abruptly ate him. 

The moral of the story is this;  

Just because someone takes a dump on you, does not neccessarily make them an enemy...

...and just because someone helps you out of the shit one time, does not  neccessarily make them a friend.         

 
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Cams this made me laugh until suddenly I realized "Hey, thats my life story!" :evil: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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