Random thought of the moment.

[NeverSayDie]

Shaved 3 minutes of my 2 mile inside of a month, and then make no improvements in the next two weeks despite increasing the workouts?

This normal, or am I doing something wrong?

[K.Ingraham]

My new neighbor looks good in her short shorts checking the mail.

What? You ain't gotta camera with a tellafoto lens? Whats the "Ranger World" coming too? Sheessh!

OK, since someone's gonna say it: "this thread is worthless...."

[K.Ingraham]

This normal, or am I doing something wrong?

Yes, you asked this here & not in one fo the fitness/PT forums. Go outside and do six windsprints the entire length of your street. Take one minute in between each dash.

There's already some good threads on upping your two mile time.
and don't forget to study, that too is a daily effort.

[Boudicca]

To the douchebag who decided a one inch Snickers bar should be called "Fun Size" --- Seriously, when was the last time anything an inch long was fun???

[cams]

To the douchebag who decided a one inch Snickers bar should be called "Fun Size" --- Seriously, when was the last time anything an inch long was fun???

You want fun? How about 9" of pure, manly, bean in a can eating fury?

(thinking out loud in a corner...."Let's see, 3"....times 3 hits at 2 minutes each....yep, you got it bouy, that's 9"!, go get her.).

[Boudicca]

You want fun? How about 9" of pure, manly, bean in a can eating fury?

(thinking out loud in a corner...."Let's see, 3"....times 3 hits at 2 minutes each....yep, you got it bouy, that's 9"!, go get her.).

I've missed you too, Ranger Cams. But if you think out loud in a corner, and no one is around, do you really make any sound? After the beans, I'm guessing... yeeeaaahh. :D

[cams]

You want fun? How about 9" of pure, manly, bean in a can eating fury?

(thinking out loud in a corner...."Let's see, 3"....times 3 hits at 2 minutes each....yep, you got it bouy, that's 9"!, go get her.).

I've missed you too, Ranger Cams. But if you think out loud in a corner, and no one is around, do you really make any sound? After the beans, I'm guessing... yeeeaaahh. :D

Welcome back stranger.

[Baseplate]

You weigh 400 pounds of course you have high blood pressure. Now fuck off

[Jim]

To the douchebag who decided a one inch Snickers bar should be called "Fun Size" --- Seriously, when was the last time anything an inch long was fun???

We've missed you. Welcome back...

[IntelToad]

On the first day God created Johnnie Walker. On the second day he created ice. On the third day he created soda water. On the fourth day he said "Fuck it, I'm taking the rest of the week off."

[cams]

It is generally good practice, when establishing dominance in your family, to eat your childs leftover birthday cake for breakfast, in front of them.

[Baseplate]

There is this psychiatrist at work that has had close to 70 complaints this year. He is coming in for a talk with the staff tomorrow. I printed out a copy of the Wall-to-wall counseling for everyone to review before our little meeting. Now I am the one everone is mad at for being insensitive.

[Elmo]

If the Three Musketeers were musketeers, why are they always swordfighters in the movies?

[C-MAC]

Can I simply say that some days this site makes my day?

I didn't want to trample on some of the threads out of respect for the Ranger community. But, whew- I was crying when I read some of the comments. Especially when some poor soul wanders in here with no intro.

FOr example- between Ranger's cams, boscounderfoot and Buzz's comments on the "Ranger Book" thread I was literally laughing out loud.