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Joe Walsh is Ringo Star's brother in law
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From a distance, my ex-wife's stretch marks looked like Nazca lines, and I of course, was handsome.
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Bush pilot, I'd like to be one, but since women are trimming a lot more, I'd hate to be stuck in a job without a future.
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RangerBob275 wrote:Bush pilot, I'd like to be one, but since women are trimming a lot more, I'd hate to be stuck in a job without a future.
I can't say first-hand. But my guess is if you stay in the sandbox there should be plenty of work for a "bush pilot". :roll:
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This weekend I am going to buy a six pack of IBC Root Beer and drive around drinking them with my windows down.
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good loving ain't cheap and cheap loving ain't bad
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Told my sister about her bratty ass 5 year old son "At some point you are going to have to pop the titty out of his mouth" She cried...
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Baseplate wrote:Told my sister about her bratty ass 5 year old son "At some point you are going to have to pop the titty out of his mouth" She cried...
I was unaware she cried, I guess the truth really does hurt.
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hey honey, what's for dinner, Rat?
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You know you're ugly when a girl administers her own chloroform rag before sex
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Lunch wrote:Three injections and two Percocet later, I am starting to find the humor in the fact that the doctor I saw today is a Weiner.
You just had three injections from a Weiner!?!? :shock:
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Even young children need to be informed about dying.

Explain the concept of death very carefully to your child.

This will make threatening them with it much more effective.
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