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Steadfast wrote:After I nuked the broccoli for 8 minutes
I took the vegetable bag to read the nutritional info to pass the time.
On bottom of bag stamped:
Best used by Dec 21, 2012.
Product of Maya.

:shock: :lol:

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Zonk 1/75 wrote:I bet Burts Bees are fucking exhausted
Well, I bet they get a good compensation package based on what Burt charges us
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KW Driver wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:I bet Burts Bees are fucking exhausted
Well, I bet they get a good compensation package based on what Burt charges us

Exactly who is Burt and does he really wear one of those yellow slicker hats out to sea ????
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RANGER513 wrote:
KW Driver wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:I bet Burts Bees are fucking exhausted
Well, I bet they get a good compensation package based on what Burt charges us

Exactly who is Burt and does he really wear one of those yellow slicker hats out to sea ????
Last summer I was shopping for a new bottle of tanning lotion when I spied a display of Burts Tanning lotions. I figure Burt got stung so much he created some soothing lotions & eventually put out tanning lotion too.
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I thought I would cut out the middle man and try rubbing bees right on my skin. The swelling did make the wrinkles less noticeable.
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RangerX wrote:I thought I would cut out the middle man and try rubbing bees right on my skin. The swelling did make the wrinkles less noticeable.
There you have it. Because without bee's in the world, there wouldn't be any.
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Lunch wrote:I knew a girl once who used to pay lots of money for specially bred "medicinal" bees that she would use to sting her to relieve muscular pain.

Girl had issues.
I saw this on the tv yrs back, some old guy did the same thing.

Used to hold them with tweezers and let 'em sting him wherever it hurt. Didn't make
much sense to me but I guess the venom counter-acted some disease they had. Weird shit.
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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f'ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper suffocating idiots daily?
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289sotherhalf wrote:I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no f'ing way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper suffocating idiots daily?
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Paper = money
With money, you can buy all the rocks you want. You can buy the men to fling the rocks.
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