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Slowpoke wrote:A Flying Fish can leap up to 25' out of the water and glide for more than 500'!
Is that why you take a catcher's mitt aboard when you go fishing?
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Slowpoke wrote:A Flying Fish can leap up to 25' out of the water and glide for more than 500'!
Better that than a Red-Bellied Piranha.... :roll:
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Some times women can be a real pain in the ass.
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:
cams wrote:There's a place here in Boston that makes bacon flavored beer. No kidding.

Is the place called "Heaven" ?

During my search for this Heaven I found bacon flavored:
Bourbon
Condoms
Lube

How many things can you make taste like bacon?
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Bushwack wrote:Some times women can be a real pain in the ass.
My wife is easy. She is only a pain in the ass on days ending with the letter "Y"
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roadtheshortbus wrote:
Zonk 1/75 wrote:
cams wrote:There's a place here in Boston that makes bacon flavored beer. No kidding.

Is the place called "Heaven" ?

During my search for this Heaven I found bacon flavored:
Bourbon
Condoms
Lube
Who's the poor bastard that has to figure out what the condom/lube taste like? is that like the Echo-2 Mine detector? Lowest guy on the totem pole?
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The Four Stages Of Santa Clause:


1. First, ya believe

2. Then, ya don't believe

3. Then, ya become Santa Clause

4. And finally, ya start to look like Santa Clause :shock:
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Fuck Haiti!


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rgrokelley wrote:Fuck Haiti!


Merry Christmas
Agreed. Traveling from Kuwait to Washington over Xmas licks nuts. Seeing the wife and kid makes up for it.
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Snow....................from a LEO's point of view:



Snow is Mother Nature's definative solution on how to seperate the good drivers from the stupid, idiot, I don't have a clue, I.Q. challenged, just plain ol dumb drivers that obviously need a LEO's attention.
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RANGER513 wrote:Snow....................from a LEO's point of view:.[/i]
Snow isn't just the 'left-turn artists' friend, but the street cop's as well. There was a hold-up at a nearby stop&rob the other night. The responding cops just followed the miscreant's tracks to his apartment.
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Jim Beam is a great friend.
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K.Ingraham wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:Snow....................from a LEO's point of view:.[/i]
Snow isn't just the 'left-turn artists' friend, but the street cop's as well. There was a hold-up at a nearby stop&rob the other night. The responding cops just followed the miscreant's tracks to his apartment.

That only happens in the movies, silly ! And when the cops arrived, there was a huge shoot-out at the bad guy's apartment, followed by a high-speed chase when the bad guy somehow ran through dozens of rounds being fired at him without getting hit, then he made it to his nitro-fueled '72 Camaro, ending with some blonde bimbo falling in love with a cop who had NO paperwork to do after shooting 3 bad guys, firing some 95 rounds out of a 15-round clip, and although 35 citizens had thier private vehicles damaged in the chase, all were grateful of the cops heroic deeds and not a single one sued for 1.2 million dollars. :shock:
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RANGER513 wrote:Snow....................from a LEO's point of view:



Snow is Mother Nature's definative solution on how to seperate the good drivers from the stupid, idiot, I don't have a clue, I.Q. challenged, just plain ol dumb drivers that obviously need a LEO's attention.

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