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I wonder if Mr. Dash knows I'm eating Mrs Dash every night..... :mrgreen:
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NeverSayDie wrote:...she got pissed that I would ever want another woman. I tryed playing it off like I wanted to "share a girl with her"... she said I could have one when I get my Scroll :shock: , but now she's not awnsering any of my phone calls...
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NeverSayDie wrote:
KW Driver wrote:
NeverSayDie wrote:I suggested it to her... she is pissed!
even after you said she could pick the guy?
Ranger KW Driver,

:lol:

she got pissed that I would ever want another woman. I tryed playing it off like I wanted to "share a girl with her"... she said I could have one when I get my Scroll :shock: , but now she's not awnsering any of my phone calls...
When/IF you get your Ranger Scroll, you ain't gonna need her. You just make sure she realizes that, if she wants some RC, she's gonna have to wait in line at that point.

This is comparable to being in a shitty garage band and then becoming a member of Motley Crue. Fuck her. Tell her to screw.
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cams wrote:...This is comparable to being in a shitty garage band and then becoming a member of Motley Crue. Fuck her. Tell her to screw.
Heard awhile back that this was exactly the story for the singer from the Black Crows and his high school sweetheart. As I heard it, she had broke up with him because he was some wannabe rock star loser. For whatever that's worth.
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Lunch wrote:
cams wrote:...This is comparable to being in a shitty garage band and then becoming a member of Motley Crue. Fuck her. Tell her to screw.
Heard awhile back that this was exactly the story for the singer from the Black Crows and his high school sweetheart. As I heard it, she had broke up with him because he was some wannabe rock star loser. For whatever that's worth.
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Why is it that when I tell my (dreadlock wearing, 58 year old, fat as fuck, female) 1SG "If you hit me with your fucking Patrol Cap to emphisize that you don't like that I'm taking your Training NCO to task for being a lazy sack of dog shit one more time I'm going to feed it to you!" my CO (a skinny, female, head in the clouds dreamer) tells me I have to work to get along with her and accept her idiocincrisies?
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rangertough wrote:Why is it that when I tell my (dreadlock wearing, 58 year old, fat as fuck, female) 1SG "If you hit me with your fucking Patrol Cap to emphisize that you don't like that I'm taking your Training NCO to task for being a lazy sack of dog shit one more time I'm going to feed it to you!" my CO (a skinny, female, head in the clouds dreamer) tells me I have to work to get along with her and accept her idiocincrisies?
Sounds like a dreamjob. :mrgreen:

Remember sneaking up on legs while on OPFOR and catching them with a red permanent marker across their throats while they slept on their perimeter so everyone knew? Sounds like this needs to be re-implemented. Along with some fucking clippers. 8)

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rangertough wrote:Why is it that when I tell my (dreadlock wearing, 58 year old, fat as fuck, female) 1SG "If you hit me with your fucking Patrol Cap to emphisize that you don't like that I'm taking your Training NCO to task for being a lazy sack of dog shit one more time I'm going to feed it to you!" my CO (a skinny, female, head in the clouds dreamer) tells me I have to work to get along with her and accept her idiocincrisies?
OMFG! A female CO and a female First Shirt?

This FOG doesn't know if he would shit or go blind in that situation..............
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Lefty wrote:
rangertough wrote:Why is it that when I tell my (dreadlock wearing, 58 year old, fat as fuck, female) 1SG "If you hit me with your fucking Patrol Cap to emphisize that you don't like that I'm taking your Training NCO to task for being a lazy sack of dog shit one more time I'm going to feed it to you!" my CO (a skinny, female, head in the clouds dreamer) tells me I have to work to get along with her and accept her idiocincrisies?
OMFG! A female CO and a female First Shirt?

This FOG doesn't know if he would shit or go blind in that situation..............
Once more I share that horrorific observation! Better you than me, Tough.
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Lefty wrote:
rangertough wrote:Why is it that when I tell my (dreadlock wearing, 58 year old, fat as fuck, female) 1SG "If you hit me with your fucking Patrol Cap to emphisize that you don't like that I'm taking your Training NCO to task for being a lazy sack of dog shit one more time I'm going to feed it to you!" my CO (a skinny, female, head in the clouds dreamer) tells me I have to work to get along with her and accept her idiocincrisies?
OMFG! A female CO and a female First Shirt?

This FOG doesn't know if he would shit or go blind in that situation..............
Jim and Lefty it gets even worse so's the Company XO. Interesting enough as an E5 she made a sex tape with two of the Joe's that are still in the BN. It's like watching two skinny fuckers drilling a walrus. To her credit God was not cruel to her...she got the big tits to go along with her huge ass.

Thank god I'm away from that nutroll for the immediate future. I'm managing my boys by phone and Email right now but I'm getting the job done. I go back to Kandahar for a turn and burn the 24th I can get my initial counselling done with my boys and NCO's.

Touogh

PS. Don't ask for a copy of the video I've only been here a month and that was a GO# 1 violation I never wanted to see. I would really like to go at least a few months w/o non-judicial punishment.
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rangertough wrote: my dreadlock wearing, 58 year old, fat as fuck, female 1SG...............

my CO, a skinny, female, head in the clouds dreamer................

XO, as an E5 she made a sex tape with two of the Joe's......................
HOLY FUCK...................... :evil:
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rangertough wrote:
Lefty wrote:
rangertough wrote:Why is it that when I tell my (dreadlock wearing, 58 year old, fat as fuck, female) 1SG "If you hit me with your fucking Patrol Cap to emphisize that you don't like that I'm taking your Training NCO to task for being a lazy sack of dog shit one more time I'm going to feed it to you!" my CO (a skinny, female, head in the clouds dreamer) tells me I have to work to get along with her and accept her idiocincrisies?
OMFG! A female CO and a female First Shirt?

This FOG doesn't know if he would shit or go blind in that situation..............
Jim and Lefty it gets even worse so's the Company XO. Interesting enough as an E5 she made a sex tape with two of the Joe's that are still in the BN. It's like watching two skinny fuckers drilling a walrus. To her credit God was not cruel to her...she got the big tits to go along with her huge ass.

Thank god I'm away from that nutroll for the immediate future. I'm managing my boys by phone and Email right now but I'm getting the job done. I go back to Kandahar for a turn and burn the 24th I can get my initial counselling done with my boys and NCO's.

Touogh

PS. Don't ask for a copy of the video I've only been here a month and that was a GO# 1 violation I never wanted to see. I would really like to go at least a few months w/o non-judicial punishment.

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Baseplate wrote:[/b].

Sell out[/quote]

Roger.
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The fact that she hit you once with her PC and is still alive to tell the story tells me you've gotten soft!
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When I was three or four, I heard about this bridge in London that was falling down, falling down, falling down.......

After 40+ years I never heard anything about it again, so I figured the damn thing fell down....

Now that I have a 3 year old, I hear that this bridge is STILL falling down !!!

When is the damn thing gonna fall down !!! :shock:
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