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Lunch wrote:
C-MAC wrote:Is a one-legged man ALWAYS the loser in an ass-kicking contest??
Depends on if he is a half-assed fighter.
Or if he is holding a loaded firearm. :roll:
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Remember what the Army Combatives FM states in the first few lines.... the winner of the fight is the one whose friend shows up first with a gun.
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johnerl91 wrote:How do you arrest a one armed man?
You hit him with a flash light. Go do PT.
Edgerusher71 wrote:I wish I had the remote from click so I could fast forward to my enlistment
Go do PT also. That will make time pass faster.
C-MAC wrote:Is a one-legged man ALWAYS the loser in an ass-kicking contest??
Not if he's the Karate Kid. Daniel-san rules!
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GoldCoast wrote:
You hit him with a flash light. Go do PT.



Go do PT also. That will make time pass faster.



Not if he's the Karate Kid. Daniel-san rules!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

There goes my mild again.
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GoldCoast wrote:
Edgerusher71 wrote:I wish I had the remote from click so I could fast forward to my enlistment
Go do PT also. That will make time pass faster.
Roger Ranger Goldcoast.

In keeping with the thread...Girlfriends are dumb as fuck.
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Do cadets at Chinese military academies square their meals?

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God must have a special place in his heart for idiots. Why else would there be so many of them? :?
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Alright fuckers we're validated and training's done. GET US IN THE FIGHT!
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rangertough wrote:Alright fuckers we're validated and training's done. GET US IN THE FIGHT!

Gettem bud..............
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Edgerusher71 wrote:
GoldCoast wrote:
Edgerusher71 wrote:I wish I had the remote from click so I could fast forward to my enlistment
Go do PT also. That will make time pass faster.
Roger Ranger Goldcoast.

In keeping with the thread...Girlfriends are dumb as fuck.
I'm sure that will put your boyfriends mind at ease. How's that PT going drone?
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Isn't it funny how a bug can so easily resemble a piece of chocolate on your black t-shirt while you're sitting in the dark and eating Yodels.

I'm not crazy, I just like sitting in the dark, and Yodels.

Except chocolate isn't crunchy. Or wiggly.
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cams wrote:Isn't it funny how a bug can so easily resemble a piece of chocolate on your black t-shirt while you're sitting in the dark and eating Yodels.

I'm not crazy, I just like sitting in the dark, and Yodels.

Except chocolate isn't crunchy. Or wiggly.
I got a visual of that... mmmmm... sexy. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Turd polishing: you just can't convince some people that it's better to flush and walk away.
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