Random thought of the moment.

[bandycpa]

I learned a vauluble lesson yesterday. Don't ask your pregnant wife " How was your day?" For some reason that question results in a total melt down of screaming and tears

Ranger Baseplate,

It doesn't get any better after the kid gets here either. My boys are 10 and 7, and that question can still bring about the total meltdown.

In that case I think I may just go live in my tent in the wilderness for a few years

There's merit to that plan. My wife said to me, "you consider the office your little haven, don't you?". Yep, she's figured it out.

[CloakAndDagger]

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"? But it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

That's the sales tax, rounded up to the next cent. It's probably still just one penny in Oregon.

[rangertough]

Why don't I get a warm fuzzy when the 15 DR's working my kids case in the NICU scratch their heads.

Tough

[RangerX]

wasabi based lubricant

[K.Ingraham]

Sushi.

I took some of that home once & cooked it up.
Tasted just like fish.

[RangerX]

I want to do uncomfortable things to Lily Allen.

[RANGER513]

Picking up pieces of a 19 year old girl's body ejected from a vehicle is not fun.










Why do kids think seatbelts are not cool ?

[KW Driver]

and I thought working overnights sucked. I'm just happy I haven't had to go pick up bodies and parts for the 6 months I've been in this gig.