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Lunch wrote:
Jim wrote:
Lunch wrote:Doing math :(
If the job is offered, it will have to come with a reallllly good benefit package to be financially lucrative to make the switch.
And there you see the maturity factor. Used to be all we worried about was closing with and destroying the enemy with fire and maneuver or fire and movement. Now we worry about the compensation package and 401K matches.

But there still are those enduring worries such as "how did I get here", "where are my pants", and "who did you say you were again"...'problem is, can't blame it on the alcohol anymore.
And that, sir, is why I accept being a drunk; I want to avoid having to go to the meetings with the alcoholics that don't even have last names.
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Hello, my name is Ron and I am a Ranger!
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heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
RangerRon wrote:Hello, my name is Ron and I am a Ranger!
Ranger Ron, you running for office??? :D
No, practicing for AA meetings!
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Do I really dislike most people......................
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Caruthers wrote:Do I really dislike most people......................
:lol: Indeed. Aside from Rangers and family I can count on 2 hands the poeple Id give a damn about.
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RangerRon wrote:
heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
RangerRon wrote:Hello, my name is Ron and I am a Ranger!
Ranger Ron, you running for office??? :D
No, practicing for AA meetings!
That's why I admit to being a drunk. I dislike going to all those meetings with people who have no last names.
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Has anyone else noticed how many small town there are across America that are named after water towers?
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If America goes to hell, my fall back position will be Thailand.
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rgrokelley wrote:If America goes to hell, my fall back position will be Thailand.
Lately I am wondering to myself.....why wait?
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RangerX wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:If America goes to hell, my fall back position will be Thailand.
Lately I am wondering to myself.....why wait?
The way I hear it you can live like a king on E7 retirement. Been thinking about moving there myself but the wife won't go for it. And yes, I'm still inprocessing after more than a year.
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TheREMF wrote:
RangerX wrote:
rgrokelley wrote:If America goes to hell, my fall back position will be Thailand.
Lately I am wondering to myself.....why wait?
The way I hear it you can live like a king on E7 retirement. Been thinking about moving there myself but the wife won't go for it. And yes, I'm still inprocessing after more than a year.
Ditch the wife, call the magician, and you're there!!!
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........or ya could go check out Oto's new ...........huh.........friend who only lives .5 miles away. :shock:









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RangerRon wrote:
heartoftexasarmymom wrote:
RangerRon wrote:Hello, my name is Ron and I am a Ranger!
Ranger Ron, you running for office??? :D
No, practicing for AA meetings!
Wouldn't that be RA meetings?
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