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RANGER513 wrote:
cams wrote:Bumper sticker on my car:

Boycott Jane Fonda-American Traitor Bitch
CAMS !!!!!??????

He returns ! :shock:
At ease-at ease, carry on. I'll be in the area all day. 8)
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Jim wrote:
cams wrote:Bumper sticker on my car:

Boycott Jane Fonda-American Traitor Bitch
Concure. Things went wrong when she put on her clothes and opened her mouth.
I'd say that's typical for most liberal, communist, whore mongering, dog fucking, dried up, stanky female junk havin', hairy legged, sandal wearing fucking hippie around. Besides all that she just sucks at life and should be staked out, rocked, rolled, turned on the spit and fucking gutted alive while being made to listen me sing really badly when I'm drunk on Scotch.

Jim, I'd never raise my hand to a woman, but her, I'd like to personally escort her halfway across the ocean back to her fucking home.
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Hey Cams.. its been a while... glad to see your still have the charm!! ;)
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Almost forgot my Random thought....

Is it wrong to shit diarrhea in a purposely dry bowl…then mechanically siphon said diarrhea from the dry bowl and place it in balloons to be filled with helium... THEN using double sided gorilla tape to secure them to the central air returns at a dick heads house to which you have access.

I mean.. it would be pretty funny to see him handle it…not knowing what was in them….He pulls it down then, “POP“... and have the shit explode all over the place (and him) with the stank being drawn into his air system and spread through the entire home..

Things that make me go….hmmmm
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I'd say that's typical for most liberal, communist, whore mongering, dog fucking, dried up, stanky female junk havin', hairy legged, sandal wearing fucking hippie around. Besides all that she just sucks at life and should be staked out, rocked, rolled, turned on the spit and fucking gutted alive while being made to listen me sing really badly when I'm drunk on Scotch.

Jim, I'd never raise my hand to a woman, but her, I'd like to personally escort her halfway across the ocean back to her fucking home.
Jeff, you really need to stop repressing your opinion. Actually, several years ago I wanted to invite her to fly into National Airport here in Arlington, VA and ask Teddy Kennedy to give her a ride into town. Given that there are about five bridges available between Arlington and DC, I hoped he would have another opportunity to get into an accident.
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Today I have offically and unconditonally declared WAR on the moles in my yard ! :evil:

Little freaking fraking varmits have NOOOOOOOO idea who they are messin with. Bill Murray ain't got shit on me !

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I hate spineless people! Can't fire somebody for fear of hurting soft feelings, but then dump work on others who already carry more than their own weight!
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DA is inhabited by out of touch fucking morons.......

someone needs to let them know that there is a fucking WAR GOING ON!!!!!!
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Jim wrote:
I'd say that's typical for most liberal, communist, whore mongering, dog fucking, dried up, stanky female junk havin', hairy legged, sandal wearing fucking hippie around. Besides all that she just sucks at life and should be staked out, rocked, rolled, turned on the spit and fucking gutted alive while being made to listen me sing really badly when I'm drunk on Scotch.

Jim, I'd never raise my hand to a woman, but her, I'd like to personally escort her halfway across the ocean back to her fucking home.
Jeff, you really need to stop repressing your opinion. Actually, several years ago I wanted to invite her to fly into National Airport here in Arlington, VA and ask Teddy Kennedy to give her a ride into town. Given that there are about five bridges available between Arlington and DC, I hoped he would have another opportunity to get into an accident.

Yes, a perfect thought. Always like the way you think Jim. Get rid of two oxygen thieves in one fell swoop with no messy residue. :wink:
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Ranger175csar wrote:Hey Cams.. its been a while... glad to see your still have the charm!! ;)
You know me C, always the tactition. Subtle as a hummingbird on a sweet dew-dropped southern spring mornin.
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