Zonk 1/75 wrote:Today's Bad Guy wrote:But officer, its not mine. I am holding it for a friend........
Random thought of the moment.
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Jenny Lynn
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"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
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haha! That's awesome! A throat-punch for each of them...monsterhunter wrote:Another time some jackass flagged me down to tell me he payed the guy next to him $20.00 for some crack. The guy took the money, but didn't give him any crack.
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ANGRYCivilian
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I just had an awesome idea! Strippers delivering pizza! They could bring one of those spring loaded poles that extends from floor to ceiling.
Hell yeah, I'd pay an extra $5 for a stripper to deliver the pizza. I'd have to eat the pizza at the dining room table instead of my usual spot in front of the TV, so I could see her. She'd have to set up the pole in the foyer...
...tile makes for easy mess clean-ups. That's a good spot, though. I could swap out the two recessed light bulbs in the foyer with colored bulbs to liven thing up a bit.
Hell yeah, I'd pay an extra $5 for a stripper to deliver the pizza. I'd have to eat the pizza at the dining room table instead of my usual spot in front of the TV, so I could see her. She'd have to set up the pole in the foyer...
...tile makes for easy mess clean-ups. That's a good spot, though. I could swap out the two recessed light bulbs in the foyer with colored bulbs to liven thing up a bit.
St Barbara's Bastards
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"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
82C1P
"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
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You are a very smart man.ANGRYCivilian wrote:I just had an awesome idea! Strippers delivering pizza! They could bring one of those spring loaded poles that extends from floor to ceiling.
Hell yeah, I'd pay an extra $5 for a stripper to deliver the pizza. I'd have to eat the pizza at the dining room table instead of my usual spot in front of the TV, so I could see her. She'd have to set up the pole in the foyer...
...tile makes for easy mess clean-ups. That's a good spot, though. I could swap out the two recessed light bulbs in the foyer with colored bulbs to liven thing up a bit.
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I'm starting to wonder am I the only person who gives a friendly wave when someone let's me into their lane during busy traffic??
Jenny
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
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A bunch of guys getting drunk and hitting each other with wiffle ball bats is not as good of an idea as you might think.
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25th ID 93-96
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Gubment Contractor OCONUS 07-present
Gun Safety Tip #6. When unholstering your weapon it's customary to say "Excuse me while I whip this out "
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The world is such a beautiful place, full of life and love, good drink and good times.... no.... wait.... nope, now that I'm out of the bar the world still fucking sucks!
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I then asked the Lord: "Why was there only one set of footprints?"
He answered: "The terrain was beginning to constrict and our hit time was coming close. So I put us in a Ranger file."
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you're welcome. if you drove the gold minivan, and had ankle biters in back today. I think I got a wave, hard to see through the tint.Jenny Lynn wrote:I'm starting to wonder am I the only person who gives a friendly wave when someone let's me into their lane during busy traffic??
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Jenny Lynn
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Ranger KW Driver,KW Driver wrote:you're welcome. if you drove the gold minivan, and had ankle biters in back today. I think I got a wave, hard to see through the tint.Jenny Lynn wrote:I'm starting to wonder am I the only person who gives a friendly wave when someone let's me into their lane during busy traffic??
LOL, no I was the one in the accountant sedan, with the sunroof open blasting my music as loud as I can.
Oh and I'm sure the gold minivan driver was thankful, that she was able to get the ankle biters home quicker thanks to you
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"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.” Galileo Galilei
"If our lives are endangered by plots or violence or armed robbers or enemies, any and every method of protecting ourselves is morally right” Marcus Tullius Cicero
"By special Pastoral appointment."
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