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Everett Ruess
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Zonk 1/75 wrote:Miscellaneous Citizen Informant today while she pointed out dealer homes while we drove her nasty ass around:
“Dude woulda have me kickin rocks if a gang of tweeks be up in there. Know what I’m sayin’?”
This same bitch was looking at a very small weed charge and gave up her own father on three bank jobs to get out of it.
Actually, no. I don't know what she's saying. :?
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Alchol does not make you fat!

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Alcohol does not make you FAT - it makes you LEAN .... Against tables, chairs, floors, walls and ugly people.
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Daylight Saving Time begins at 2:00 a.m. March 8th.
Remember to turn your clocks ahead tomorrow . :wink:
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Mafia Wars is addicting
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Bravo57 wrote:Mafia Wars is addicting
Yup.

Jenny Lynn should join....
I need 2 more mobsters to get another bar!!!!
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Oto-Man wrote:
Bravo57 wrote:Mafia Wars is addicting
Yup.

Jenny Lynn should join.... I need 2 more mobsters to get another bar!!!!
Ranger Oto-Man, oh a way to live my childhood dream to join a gallant cause where I can kick some major butt, sign me up!!! Never did get over that I couldn't be a Ranger my being female and all :D , honestly no joke I wanted to be Ranger when I was a little girl!
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I have to admit it. My liberal friends were right.

They told me if I voted for McCain, the nation's Hope would deteriorate, and sure enough there has been a 20 point drop in the Consumer Confidence Index since the election, reaching a lower point than any time during the Bush administration.

They told me if I voted for McCain, the US would become more deeply embroiled in the Middle East, and sure enough tens of thousands of additional troops are scheduled to be deployed into Afghanistan.

They told me if I voted for McCain, that the economy would get worse and sure enough unemployment is approaching 8.8% and the new stimulus packages implemented recently have sent the stock market lower than at any time since 9-11

They told me if I voted for McCain, we would see more "crooks" in high ranking positions in Federal government and sure enough, several recent cabinet nominees and Senate appointments revealed resumes of bribery and tax fraud.

I ignored my Democrat friends in November and voted for McCain. And they were right... all of their predictions have come true.
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Warriorwife wrote:Daylight Saving Time begins at 2:00 a.m. March 8th.
Remember to turn your clocks ahead tomorrow . :wink:
I HATE Daylight Savings Time.
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RangerX wrote:
Warriorwife wrote:Daylight Saving Time begins at 2:00 a.m. March 8th.
Remember to turn your clocks ahead tomorrow . :wink:
I HATE Daylight Savings Time.
Late for a meeting were ya, bud?
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It's March. It's snowing again. WTF!?!
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Rock Island Ranger wrote:
RangerX wrote:
Warriorwife wrote:Daylight Saving Time begins at 2:00 a.m. March 8th.
Remember to turn your clocks ahead tomorrow . :wink:
I HATE Daylight Savings Time.
Late for a meeting were ya, bud?
No, I have kids & the sun to make sure I never sleep too late. But it's a mother convincing a 9 month old that sleepy time has to adjust now....
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BS502 wrote:80 degrees outside and I'm at work. :? At least I won't be driving home in the dark.
I hate braggarts who gloat in their warmth while I have to fly sideways down a taxiway because I can only see through one side window, because everything else is covered in snow and ice.
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