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Only one would be necessary.

Then I would split it's carcass open and wear it like a hat. The other little mexi-rats would cower in fear......
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sega18 wrote:I've got the phonetic alphabet, General Orders, Army Values, Soldier's Creed, Rangers Creed, and Rank structure down, and I have 4 months until I can enlist (14 months before I finish HS). Should I start working on my Infantryman's Creed or my Drill and Ceremony? Or maybe Airborne Creed? Or maybe I should do some PT. I cant wait until my copy of the Ranger's Handbook and ASVAB study guide book arrive on Wednesday. I need something new to read since I finished Ross Hall's The Ranger Book. God I love the Army.
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sega18 wrote:I've got the phonetic alphabet, General Orders, Army Values, Soldier's Creed, Rangers Creed, and Rank structure down, and I have 4 months until I can enlist (14 months before I finish HS). Should I start working on my Infantryman's Creed or my Drill and Ceremony? Or maybe Airborne Creed? Or maybe I should do some PT. I cant wait until my copy of the Ranger's Handbook and ASVAB study guide book arrive on Wednesday. I need something new to read since I finished Ross Hall's The Ranger Book. God I love the Army.
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Ranger Andy wrote:
sega18 wrote:I've got the phonetic alphabet, General Orders, Army Values, Soldier's Creed, Rangers Creed, and Rank structure down, and I have 4 months until I can enlist (14 months before I finish HS). Should I start working on my Infantryman's Creed or my Drill and Ceremony? Or maybe Airborne Creed? Or maybe I should do some PT. I cant wait until my copy of the Ranger's Handbook and ASVAB study guide book arrive on Wednesday. I need something new to read since I finished Ross Hall's The Ranger Book. God I love the Army.
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rgrpuck wrote: with a tennis racket
Use kindergartners as bait.....
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sega18 wrote:I'll get to work on those push ups, but I don't think I've ever seen any Chihuahuas around where here. But I'll be prepared! With a tennis racket by my side and kindergartners in my pockets.

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How about this...SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE! This is a silly thread, there are more appropriate threads to ask advise or complain!
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sega18 wrote:I'll get to work on those push ups, but I don't think I've ever seen any Chihuahuas around where here. But I'll be prepared! With a tennis racket by my side and kindergartners in my pockets.

A Rangers advice is never ignored!
The pain has now moved from my eye, to the center of my forehead. This is where the voices live. The voices tell me to do bad things, but I ignore them... that is, until the pain becomes too intense.
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rgrokelley wrote:
sega18 wrote:I'll get to work on those push ups, but I don't think I've ever seen any Chihuahuas around where here. But I'll be prepared! With a tennis racket by my side and kindergartners in my pockets.

A Rangers advice is never ignored!
The pain has now moved from my eye, to the center of my forehead. This is where the voices live. The voices tell me to do bad things, but I ignore them... that is, until the pain becomes too intense.
The voices are the only ones that I truely get along with, they understand me, and I understand them.... it is amazing how many people freak out when you let them know that. Hell for the longest time I thought everyone had the voices......
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It's all good! :?
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