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My dog is staring at me...desparately trying to communicate telepathically...

He likes ice cream and beer. Lots of it.
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BruteForce wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:I'd f Sally Fields so hard; I don't care if she has osteoporosis or not.

She's like twice as old as me... :shock:
WTF?!? :shock:

What brought that on?

Now, if your message said "Jessica Alba", because "she's twice as young as me", then that would be :D

Sally Fields is like 60+ now, isn't she?
What? She's hot...old...but, still hot. I saw her on an osteoporosis medication commercial; she was doing yoga at the end, wearing lycra. :D
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Wade wrote:My dog is staring at me...desparately trying to communicate telepathically...

He likes ice cream and beer. Lots of it.
And chalupas too...apparently. :roll:
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I love Olive Garden salad and breadsticks. That is all.
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cams wrote:I love Olive Garden salad and breadsticks. That is all.
The Pasta Fagoule, or however the hell you spell it, is awesome too.
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The Pasta Fagoule, or however the hell you spell it, is awesome too.
Reminds me of back in '72 while stationed at Benning & my wife decided to make lasagne. So, I went out to find the right cheese, only to be told by a local, "We ain't got no REECOATEE cheese."
Oh, yes, I do like pasta fagioli too!
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I hate it when I sneeze just after putting a big 'ol dip of cope in. Its like a freaking clyamore going off !
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Holy SHIT that is the most horrible fucking thing, especially when you have like important paperwork around. Everything is totally BONED after that. :x

The last time that happened to me in front of my wife she almost shit herself laughing at me.....

All she could say was SMOOTH!!!
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ISM training is gay...
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RANGER513 wrote:I hate it when I sneeze just after putting a big 'ol dip of cope in. Its like a freaking clyamore going off !
no shit....
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KW Driver wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:I hate it when I sneeze just after putting a big 'ol dip of cope in. Its like a freaking clyamore going off !
no shit....

Or when you sneeze as you're trying to hurry up and spit in your spit bottle b/c you can feel it coming and you "sneeze-spit" snuff everywhere.
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Bravo57 wrote:
KW Driver wrote:
RANGER513 wrote:I hate it when I sneeze just after putting a big 'ol dip of cope in. Its like a freaking clyamore going off !
no shit....

Or when you sneeze as you're trying to hurry up and spit in your spit bottle b/c you can feel it coming and you "sneeze-spit" snuff everywhere.
yep...
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This fat little steak has been marinating for three days, and it cooked up like crap. :cry: OK, not like crap, but it was just average. It's a sad day in steakdom.
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a real chef can turn shoe-leather into a delicacy...

I'm just saying....
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