Random thought of the moment.

GoldCoast · Post by **GoldCoast** » February 21st, 2008, 10:58 pm

Zonk 1/75 wrote:wish I could sleep

I decided a long time ago that sleep was for other people and I wouldn't be getting any of it. I feel your pain brother.

RTO · Post by **RTO** » February 22nd, 2008, 12:11 am

Lay's Potato Chips.

I ate just one.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » February 22nd, 2008, 2:17 am

Oto-Man wrote:My balls itch...

+1

I have a tire iron that will "fix" that problem for you Ranger.

Just saying....

RANGER513 · Post by **RANGER513** » February 22nd, 2008, 2:23 am

Darksaga wrote:
Oto-Man wrote:My balls itch...

+1
I have a tire iron that will "fix" that problem for you Ranger.

Just saying....

Now thats funny right there ..............

+ 1

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » February 22nd, 2008, 3:59 am

Now that I have a summer home I hope they don't come and claim the house as they built it because the "International Community of assclowns" will give it to them.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » February 22nd, 2008, 2:19 pm

What needs to be done:

Some people need to be grabbed by the ankles and swung into fire hydrants until they agree to cooperate.

Reality:

They will keep firing e-mails back and forth and just pissing in the wind. Then call me while I am sleeping causing me not to be able to go back to sleep. Then most likely disregard what I had to say because I provided two possible and viable solutions to the problem that these adults should have thought of themselves.

Fuck. Just throw my happy ass out of an airplane. It's gotta be better than this.

Vee · Post by **Vee** » February 28th, 2008, 6:02 pm

Why is it that the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at-tall?

Chiron · Post by **Chiron** » February 29th, 2008, 4:45 am

Vee wrote:Why is it that the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at-tall?

It depends on their age but some do....

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » February 29th, 2008, 1:24 pm

Zonk 1/75 wrote:
Vee wrote:Why is it that the ones that mother gives you don't do anything at-tall?
At least one pill makes you larger!

Go ask Alice, when she's 10' tall.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » February 29th, 2008, 1:34 pm

I did a Cirque de Soleil fucking acrobat trick to squeeze my fat-fuck-ass through a tiny hole in the ceiling, feet first, so I could run some CAT5 in a filthy fucking attic. I'm telling you, it was like Jackie-fucking-Chan. I was standing on a table, and jumped up, grabbed a roof truss through the smallest drop-ceiling panel I've ever seen, and swung my legs and ass through the hole. It was one magical, fluid movement, like a ninja.

I'm still impressed.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » February 29th, 2008, 10:44 pm

I have been working overnights in Leavenworth to monitor comm's fromt he sand box prior to deploying. I stayed late today to meet some of the new LT's that are coming in as replacements and to find out who I am going to train.

My CPT introduces me and says "The reason he is staggering is because he's up all night to keep time with the Sand Box.... and he's drunk."

I swirl my coffee and reply, "It's called multi-tasking, Sir".

Good thing the CPT has a sense of humor.

roadtheshortbus · Post by **roadtheshortbus** » March 2nd, 2008, 9:31 pm

Zonk 1/75 wrote:

DIRTY I LIKE :D :D