Whateva. You say tomato I say hatchet....ANGRYCivilian wrote:It's not a hatchet, it's a tomahawk! seriously, fortturner.comcams wrote:Zip the fart sack, bust ass, wait til he's dizzy then sneak up behind him and finish him off with your hatchet!ANGRYCivilian wrote:God damn it! Why won't this fucking mosquito die? It's going to bite me in my sleep and give me yellow fever/malaria/encephalitis/hiv/west nile/whatever.
Random thought of the moment.
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2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Can you detect an accent in this statement?Cliv03 wrote:Whateva?! Whateva?! It's fucking Whatever with an r....Damn speech impedimented Boston accent.
Blow me!
2/75 HHC C/E 89-92
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
Rio Hato/AO Diaz CCT/Commo
"It is a heavy thing, to see a Father so strong in life, unable to rise."
"A great civilization is not conquered from without
until it has destroyed itself from within." -W. Durant
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My daughter, who is three, just informed me that I am no longer allowed to eat people.
There goes my diet.
There goes my diet.
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
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roadtheshortbus wrote:Wont mommy be sadDarksaga wrote:My daughter, who is three, just informed me that I am no longer allowed to eat people.
There goes my diet.
BWAAAAAAHA !
Now that's funny right there, I don't care who ya are.
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1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
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" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
1986 - 1992
RS Class 9-87
RLTW
" The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena............ "
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Leftover pizza + let over stromboli + really old Pop Tart + Coca Cola + Checker's burger + Dr Pepper = one huge fucking turd laid in a double-coil with 2" sticking up out of the water. It looked like Nessie...
St Barbara's Bastards
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"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
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Now that's a lot of math to figure out a pile of shitANGRYCivilian wrote:Leftover pizza + let over stromboli + really old Pop Tart + Coca Cola + Checker's burger + Dr Pepper = one huge fucking turd laid in a double-coil with 2" sticking up out of the water. It looked like Nessie...
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"If you can't be smart, at least be quiet til you know who's in the fucking room" - Ranger Cams
B Co. 2/75 84-86 RS 1-86
"If you can't be smart, at least be quiet til you know who's in the fucking room" - Ranger Cams
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Hey, I had to show that turd some respect. It had me walking bow-legged out of the bathroom.roadtheshortbus wrote:Now that's a lot of math to figure out a pile of shitANGRYCivilian wrote:Leftover pizza + let over stromboli + really old Pop Tart + Coca Cola + Checker's burger + Dr Pepper = one huge fucking turd laid in a double-coil with 2" sticking up out of the water. It looked like Nessie...
St Barbara's Bastards
82C1P
"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
82C1P
"Parole officer says I gotta upgrade, or he won't give me back my stabbin' knife!"~Roberto
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Received a call from my unit today. The body fat work sheet they had me submit through the local recruiter so I can mobilize turns out not to be the proper document. While I can still mobilize I have to be retaped at the next drill weekend by the XO?
What the flying fuck!
What the flying fuck!
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." -Henery Louis Mencken (1880-1956)
"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams
"I might not be Airborne however, it's whats on my right sleave!"
*1992-1996 USMC CPL
* 12/2005- present USAR Medic PL/ Human Terrain Teams