Random thought of the moment.

Ranger Bill · Post by **Ranger Bill** » August 22nd, 2007, 12:55 pm

rgrpuck wrote:
Cliv03 wrote:I've gotta quit forcing out farts
Why are they poseing as farts while you crap your pants ?

That has to leave a mark.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » August 22nd, 2007, 12:57 pm

rgrpuck wrote:
Cliv03 wrote:I've gotta quit forcing out farts
Why are they poseing as farts while you crap your pants ?

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Never, never, fucking ever, tell someone that you shit your pants!

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » August 22nd, 2007, 1:04 pm

That shit did some in depth cammo to pose as a fart.

Rock Island Ranger · August 22nd, 2007, 1:39 pm

Cliv03 wrote:It's that "sick to your stomach" feeling....and you try to squeek one out just to ease the pressure and the posing fart ends up being shit. :D :D :D I fucking hate posers.

(Pastorial stance and impervious condescending look applied)
My son, if you would read the Book of GRITS more often, you have the answer at hand.

Book of Bodily FuctionsChapter 3 versus 18-25

Know thou warrior ye shall eat carrion which causeth Buzzards to puketh? Thine body is weak until thou can controlleth thineself. Wear thee not garmets which constricteth thine movement nor shall thee wear apparrel that causeth thine waste to sitteth against thee. Spew thine fluids as you will and where you will for thine life dependeth upon this.
Should thee findeth thineself fleeing (I better not see it) or in pursuit of thine enemy, thou has not the time to stoppeth and squat. Thou should do so as thee will and while thee runneth.
Should thou soil thineself, thou shalt taketh a maiden from thine enemies camp and maketh her cleanse thee.
Should thou not be in battle, why then do thou believeth I gave unto thee woman? Haveth her cleaneth thine ass and then thou shalt cleaneth hers with thine rod and staff.

Cliv...got that?

Creeping Death · Post by **Creeping Death** » August 22nd, 2007, 1:49 pm

On Judgement Day, I want to be BEHIND the Pastor in line. If so, I might actually get in.

RRDTm3 · Post by **RRDTm3** » August 22nd, 2007, 2:46 pm

Cliv, you are a goodmother fucker to take the shit you do.

For a tabless blind poser hunter you are G2G in my book (BM take notes)

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » August 22nd, 2007, 6:16 pm

God damn it! Why won't this fucking mosquito die? It's going to bite me in my sleep and give me yellow fever/malaria/encephalitis/hiv/west nile/whatever.

cams · Post by **cams** » August 23rd, 2007, 7:17 am

ANGRYCivilian wrote:God damn it! Why won't this fucking mosquito die? It's going to bite me in my sleep and give me yellow fever/malaria/encephalitis/hiv/west nile/whatever.

Zip the fart sack, bust ass, wait til he's dizzy then sneak up behind him and finish him off with your hatchet!

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » August 23rd, 2007, 9:47 am

ANGRYCivilian wrote:God damn it! Why won't this fucking mosquito die? It's going to bite me in my sleep and give me yellow fever/malaria/encephalitis/hiv/west nile/whatever.

nah just viral meningitis.

Enjoy the morphine.

Darksaga · Post by **Darksaga** » August 23rd, 2007, 9:49 am

Betwenn Pastor and Ranger Cliv... damn I haven't laughed that hard in a very long time. Thanks.

ANGRYCivilian · Post by **ANGRYCivilian** » August 23rd, 2007, 10:32 am

cams wrote:
ANGRYCivilian wrote:God damn it! Why won't this fucking mosquito die? It's going to bite me in my sleep and give me yellow fever/malaria/encephalitis/hiv/west nile/whatever.
Zip the fart sack, bust ass, wait til he's dizzy then sneak up behind him and finish him off with your hatchet!

It's not a hatchet, it's a tomahawk! seriously, fortturner.com