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you cant make this shit up ............ :?
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Gee I wonder if anyone has taken notice that since Monday all I’ve done is surfed the net waiting for Friday to end so that I go on VACATION for two weeks. :lol:
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How did o-6's become senior field grades ........and not be able to tie their own fucking shoes.....???
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Why is it that people loose their fucking minds around General officers ?
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Apparently, I work with a collective of Mensa members.
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Why is that people think you should be kissing their ass for them to do their job.
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elle wrote:Apparently, I work with a collective of Mensa members.
I've been thinking about taking the exam...
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rgrpuck wrote:Why is it that people loose their fucking minds around General officers ?
Sarnt Major, why are they referred to as "General officers" and not just "Generals"?

Seriously, I hear that term a lot and never understood it.

We don't say "Captain officers" or "Lt. officers". :?
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cams wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:Why is it that people loose their fucking minds around General officers ?
Sarnt Major, why are they referred to as "General officers" and not just "Generals"?

Seriously, I hear that term a lot and never understood it.

We don't say "Captain officers" or "Lt. officers". :?
Becuse their are four levels of General.
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cams wrote:
rgrpuck wrote:Why is it that people loose their fucking minds around General officers ?
Sarnt Major, why are they referred to as "General officers" and not just "Generals"?

Seriously, I hear that term a lot and never understood it.

We don't say "Captain officers" or "Lt. officers". :?
You're right, but we do say Junior Officers, Field Grade Officers and General Officers to distinguish the differences. Just like we have Junior Enlisted, NCOs and Senior NCOs. The USMC calls E-7 and above "Staff NCO" and the Navy call them "Chiefs".
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Roger. Thanks both.
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When some buddy fucking piece of shit gets peered out of stupid school, they go on to become claims managers.



We should have just killed them all, instead of peering them out, when we had the Goddamn chance.
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GSXRanger wrote:Fucking Miami and it's Third World "Drivers". Damn, I hate this place. It's Hot, Humid, and full of ignorant fucks. I have just spent the past two years learning Arabic... yet these fuckers INSIST on speaking to me in Spanish. WHAT THE FUCK has this country come to? I mean, come on... a Southern Boy can't even get his Arabic on in Miami for Gawd's sake...

Jeezus.

Oh, and the weather is SOOO FUCKING HOT... HUMID, and this strange wet shit falls from dark clouds. What is it? Someone said it is rain. Very weird.
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