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Bravo57
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Cliv03 wrote:I'm gonna rip my fucking sinuses out of my fucking skull :x :x :x :x

I HATE ALLERGIES :evil: :evil: :evil:
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What's your screen name over there? :D
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Post by Ranger175csar »

When your the type who will Ranger on and think your fever will eventually break as it "runs it's coarse"......

Stop thinking that after Day 3 with a 103+ fever, glands the size of plums, your 5lbs lighter and all them pills aint doing shit...GO ON FUCKING SICK CALL...
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Post by Oto-Man »

Why does Tom Cruise run really really fast in atleast ONE SCENE in EVERY MOVIE he has ever done?
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Post by Ranger175csar »

Oto-Man wrote:Why does Tom Cruise run really really fast in atleast ONE SCENE in EVERY MOVIE he has ever done?
He's trying to catch Hale Bop????
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Post by DixieRat »

Cliv03 wrote:Have ya ever sneezed while taking a piss?? :shock: :x :x :x
I have the yellow staind shoes and socks to prove that I have.
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Post by Ranger175csar »

Funny quote from back n the day....












I hope that was just a sweat pimple on my balls I just popped and not something more serious.. .... :shock:


































Damn that fucker bleeds :shock: :roll:
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Was watching TMC (Turner Movie Classic channel) and they were advertising about early gay movies (circa 1920's) to be on their channel Mon & Wed's starting at 8PM during the month of June and I related this fact to my friend. He said now you can tell all your gay friends. I said, I just did!
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Post by Jason113 »

Aww Jeez, not this shit again!!
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Post by ANGRYCivilian »

Cliv03 wrote:Zonk 1/75:
Went to a rodeo. Still hate cows. Now horses scare me.

Sooooo....apparently the gay rodeo was in town. Huh? :shock: :lol: :lol:
hahaha!

My dad heard that a rodeo was in town, so he went. It was a gay rodeo and he had never heard of such a thing. He was totally confused and pissed off and said something like, "What the fuck are those faggots doing?" It turned into a minor altercation and he was escorted away from the rodeo by the police. :D :D :D The story is better when he tells it. :D :D :D
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