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Fat people are harder to kidnap.

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The movie "Jurassic Park" has it all wrong. Tyrannosauri Rex don't run around like ostriches. In terms of body structure, they are more similar to kangaroos -- thick back legs, skinny forelegs, and a long tail for balance. I think the T-Rex used to get around by bouncing. They'd leap around everywhere and make a lot of noise. They'd catch pterodactyls in mid-flight. They'd take down a Brontosaurus by jumping on its neck. I'm glad those bad boys aren't around anymore.

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Repeal the 16th, enforce the 10th.

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If a Fireant was as large as a small Poodle, it would be able to lift a car, kill whole cities of people and have enough venom to...to...to...really fuck you up! :shock: :?
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What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way???? :?
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Are zebras white with black stripes ....or black with white stripes ?
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Is my shlong that big, or are my wifes hands that small?
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Scuba Wino wrote:Is my shlong that big, or are my wifes hands that small?
No, you just need to change the prescription for your mask......
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RangerX wrote:
Scuba Wino wrote:Is my shlong that big, or are my wifes hands that small?
No, you just need to change the prescription for your mask......
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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First it was spinach...then carrot juice...now lettuce...whats next?

I'm just glad I gave up eating Vegitables years ago...they are too hard to get back in the wheelchair.

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They asked Mark Foley what the hardest thing was about dating a 10 year old boy...he said getting the blood and poop stains out of the clown suit. :shock: :shock:
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Darksaga wrote:Random thought of the moment.
My balls itch! :shock: :oops:
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Should I really have the third martini? the fourth? etc.?
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rgrpuck wrote:Are zebras white with black stripes ....or black with white stripes ?
Unfortunatly, there is no black and white answer to this question. According to Sciencebob.com it says:
"The answer to this question comes down to perspective. Many zoologists would say that a zebra is white because its stripes end towards the belly and the belly is mostly white.

Others would say that a zebra is black because if you shaved all the fur off a zebra the skin is mostly black. So it really depends on how you want to look at it."

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Ranger Bill wrote:Should I really have the third martini? the fourth? etc.?
Yes! :D

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RTO wrote:
Ranger Bill wrote:Should I really have the third martini? the fourth? etc.?
Yes! :D
Then I am.
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