A Bob the queer went to the doctor's office to find out what was ailing him. After a few tests the doc came back and stated. "Bob, I am sorry, but you have AIDS."
Bob broke down. "There's gotta be something I can do, Doc."
The doctor said "Why yes, there is. Go home tonight and eat a bushel of jalepeno peppers with refried beans, drink a 12 pk of Coors Light, pop in a few Exlax, and then drink a gallon of prune juice. When you wake up repeat this process."
Bob said "But Doc, how will that cure me?"
"There is no cure for AIDS, Bob. But it will sure as hell teach you what an asshole is used for!"
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I then asked the Lord: "Why was there only one set of footprints?"
He answered: "The terrain was beginning to constrict and our hit time was coming close. So I put us in a Ranger file."
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Ranger Class 08-95
I then asked the Lord: "Why was there only one set of footprints?"
He answered: "The terrain was beginning to constrict and our hit time was coming close. So I put us in a Ranger file."
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