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Lefty
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Fun at Our Age

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For all the FOGs - a co-worker sent me this today, I do not recall seeing it here before.


My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said "Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him an "asshole".
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tires.
So my wife called him a "s***head".
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing more tickets.
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
He finally finished, sneered at us, and walked away.

Just then our bus arrived, we got on it, and went home.
We always look for cars with Obama 2012 stickers and try to have a little fun now that we are retired.
RLTW
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
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rangerjd wrote::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.
Yep!
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Karl, I can't think of a more amusing way to spend the afternoon.
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My God that is hilarious!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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LMAO,

Thank you Ranger, I sure as hell needed a Ranger Humor laugh like that this morning... :lol: :lol: :lol:

Can't wait to tell my Dad that joke :twisted:
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