Doc Burns
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Doc Burns
Gather 'round Cherries and I'll tell you a tale
'Bout an Airborne Ranger who's bad as hell!
Now I'm a mean mutherfucker and I ain't lyin'
I'm a badassed killer and I don't mind die'n.
I don't claim to work and I don't claim to slave,
Fuckin' and fightin' is all I crave.
I blast all day and I fuck all nite,
And when I'm feelin' low I pick me a fight.
So there I was on a payday nite,
Loaded with cash a feelin' light.
I found me a bar and I bopped in the door
Lookin' for some whiskey and a nasty ole whore.
I found me a table and tried me some gamblin'
But that's when I realized I shoulda kept ramblin'.
"Cause standing between me and the only door
Was a nasty-ass leg and he was talkin' to my whore!
He turned to me with a terrible growl and spit.
"You Airborne Rangers don't show me shit!"
"Your Daddy's a pimp and your Momma's a whore"
"I know that's a fact 'cause I fucked her before!"
It then that I realized this sight I'd seen
Was a scumbag shit they call a "Marine."
So with my fast, hard fist I hit him in the nuts
And he fell to the floor with my boot in his guts.
He realized that Ranger was my name
So he decided to throw some shit in the game.
He pulled out a blade and made a pass,
But that's when he realized he was in the wrong class.
'Cause I broke off a bottle and stepped to the rear
And when he went past, I sliced off his ear!
Those whores looked at me with the utmost surprise,
They couldn't believe it when when I gouged out an eye.
By now this fella's face was really fucked up.
He looked like an abortion from a nasty ole slut.
With his last gasping, dying breath they heard hm say,
"From this BAD MUTHERFUCKER drag me away,
And all you living go out and tell
AIRBORNE RANGERS ARE BAS AS HELL!!"
Doc Burns reporting into the net. (I stole that tale from Steve Cornelius, also an original Charlie Company 2nd Batt Ranger)
RLTW!
Doc Burns
'Bout an Airborne Ranger who's bad as hell!
Now I'm a mean mutherfucker and I ain't lyin'
I'm a badassed killer and I don't mind die'n.
I don't claim to work and I don't claim to slave,
Fuckin' and fightin' is all I crave.
I blast all day and I fuck all nite,
And when I'm feelin' low I pick me a fight.
So there I was on a payday nite,
Loaded with cash a feelin' light.
I found me a bar and I bopped in the door
Lookin' for some whiskey and a nasty ole whore.
I found me a table and tried me some gamblin'
But that's when I realized I shoulda kept ramblin'.
"Cause standing between me and the only door
Was a nasty-ass leg and he was talkin' to my whore!
He turned to me with a terrible growl and spit.
"You Airborne Rangers don't show me shit!"
"Your Daddy's a pimp and your Momma's a whore"
"I know that's a fact 'cause I fucked her before!"
It then that I realized this sight I'd seen
Was a scumbag shit they call a "Marine."
So with my fast, hard fist I hit him in the nuts
And he fell to the floor with my boot in his guts.
He realized that Ranger was my name
So he decided to throw some shit in the game.
He pulled out a blade and made a pass,
But that's when he realized he was in the wrong class.
'Cause I broke off a bottle and stepped to the rear
And when he went past, I sliced off his ear!
Those whores looked at me with the utmost surprise,
They couldn't believe it when when I gouged out an eye.
By now this fella's face was really fucked up.
He looked like an abortion from a nasty ole slut.
With his last gasping, dying breath they heard hm say,
"From this BAD MUTHERFUCKER drag me away,
And all you living go out and tell
AIRBORNE RANGERS ARE BAS AS HELL!!"
Doc Burns reporting into the net. (I stole that tale from Steve Cornelius, also an original Charlie Company 2nd Batt Ranger)
RLTW!
Doc Burns
C-2/75, 74-77
Class 7-76
Of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are nothing but targets, nine are real fighters, we are lucky to have them. They make the battle. Ah, but the one, one of them is a Warrior, and he will bring the others back.
Class 7-76
Of every one hundred men, ten shouldn't even be there, eighty are nothing but targets, nine are real fighters, we are lucky to have them. They make the battle. Ah, but the one, one of them is a Warrior, and he will bring the others back.
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Now Steve's a bit ate up but he's alright. You'll see him around here and I am sure he'll be glad to see one of his Brother's coming around. He just happens to be hanging out this week in my AO.
So, maybe I can get him to teach that one to me.
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So, maybe I can get him to teach that one to me.
Welcome to ArmyRanger.com...
"Interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum Europae vincendarum"
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
(Sometimes I get this urge to conquer large parts of Europe)
Mentor to those who would seek to be CAS God's
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Welcome to ArmyRanger.com Doc.
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French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
French Commando 11-83
LRSLC Class 5-87
U.S. Army 1980-1984 and 1987-1990
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“Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity.”
George S. Patton
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Welcome Doc. Some of you will noti9ce that Doc and I went to the same Ranger Class. He pointed it out on another site. Yes, the class right before the Continental Army took on the Hessians....assholes.
RS Class # 7-76
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
I'm not the way I am because I was a Ranger - I was a Ranger because of the way I am.
¿Querría usted el primer redondo en la rodilla o la cara?
The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
The Pastor and Doc are recent graduates. The aggressors for my class were French and Indians.Abell9 wrote:Welcome Doc. Some of you will noti9ce that Doc and I went to the same Ranger Class. He pointed it out on another site. Yes, the class right before the Continental Army took on the Hessians....assholes.
Ranger Class 13-71
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867
Advisor, VN 66-68 69-70
42d Vn Ranger Battalion 1969-1970
Trainer, El Salvador 86-87
Advisor, Saudi Arabian National Guard 91, 93-94
75th RRA Life Member #867